I tried to save a dude from the cops to no avail.

[panhead]

Im going to work yesterday morning,its 3.30 am & im cruising down Telegraph road in Bloomfield Hills,a very exclusive neighborhood with cops everywhere,and i mean everywhere,this is not the place to act a fool.

So i get to the point where i must make a U Turn to get where im going & there is a car sitting in the u turn lane but the fuker wont move,he's reading a book,or so i thought,i went around him & pulled into a gas station across the street to get a coffee,when i came out the dude was still there,i thought sdomething was strange him sitting there with his blinker on but not moving so i drove back over & pulled in behind him.

The dude's in a killer looking Jaguar just sitting there with his head hanging down,i notice his hand on the shifter & its in gear,so i tap on the window,no response so i start hitting the window harder trying to wake his ass up but its a no go,i try to open his door but its got automatic door locks & wont open so now im beating the shit out of his windshield but he wont wake up,this dudes dead as hell or seriously drunk,i get up on the bumper & start rocking the car up & down no response.

So now im left with some choices which to me are all fucked up,i can call the cops,bad idea i hate cops,i can just split leaving this dude to smash into innocent people,worst choice of all & im not doing that no matter what,i can break his window & drag him out & park the car,no way thats assault or car jacking.

So im standing there drinking my coffee looking like a complete idiot when it hit me,he cant get too far on 4 flat tires but i dont want to wreck his shit,i start letting the air out of one tire but its taking too long,i got out a pair of tin snips & cut all 4 valve stems on his tires,they go flat on the spot,then i went about my business of getting to work.

Either the cops found his drunk ass or he woke up,tried to drive away & had to pull over,either way this guy's is gonna be racking his brain for years to come over one of the greatest mysteries of his life.

How the fuk did i end up in the middle of Telegraph rd, at 3.30 am, with 4 flat tires,man was i fucked up

 

[SocataSmoker]

My god man! hahaha... if only there were pictures! Great job!

 

[BongJuice]

The right thing to do would've been either 2 choices:

A. Mind your own business.
B. Ask the gas station attendant to call for help.

 

[DWR]

Im going to work yesterday morning,its 3.30 am & im cruising down Telegraph road in Bloomfield Hills,a very exclusive neighborhood with cops everywhere,and i mean everywhere,this is not the place to act a fool.

So i get to the point where i must make a U Turn to get where im going & there is a car sitting in the u turn lane but the fuker wont move,he's reading a book,or so i thought,i went around him & pulled into a gas station across the street to get a coffee,when i came out the dude was still there,i thought sdomething was strange him sitting there with his blinker on but not moving so i drove back over & pulled in behind him.

The dude's in a killer looking Jaguar just sitting there with his head hanging down,i notice his hand on the shifter & its in gear,so i tap on the window,no response so i start hitting the window harder trying to wake his ass up but its a no go,i try to open his door but its got automatic door locks & wont open so now im beating the shit out of his windshield but he wont wake up,this dudes dead as hell or seriously drunk,i get up on the bumper & start rocking the car up & down no response.

So now im left with some choices which to me are all fucked up,i can call the cops,bad idea i hate cops,i can just split leaving this dude to smash into innocent people,worst choice of all & im not doing that no matter what,i can break his window & drag him out & park the car,no way thats assault or car jacking.

So im standing there drinking my coffee looking like a complete idiot when it hit me,he cant get too far on 4 flat tires but i dont want to wreck his shit,i start letting the air out of one tire but its taking too long,i got out a pair of tin snips & cut all 4 valve stems on his tires,they go flat on the spot,then i went about my business of getting to work.

Either the cops found his drunk ass or he woke up,tried to drive away & had to pull over,either way this guy's is gonna be racking his brain for years to come over one of the greatest mysteries of his life.

How the fuk did i end up in the middle of Telegraph rd, at 3.30 am, with 4 flat tires,man was i fucked up

haha....... hilarious

 

[valuablevariable]

damn, haha basically slashing 4 tires, i bet he was happy

 

[upinchronic1]

hahaha wow, bold move there. Werent you afraid someone was going to call you in??

telagraph.... You dont live in Berkley do you??

 

[DWR]

^^ maybe he was just sleeping cuz he smoked a huge joint..... now that would be ..... ^^

 

[panhead]

hahaha wow, bold move there. Werent you afraid someone was going to call you in??

telagraph.... You dont live in Berkley do you??

Nope,very close though

 

[upinchronic1]

So its the telagraph im thinking of, the one with all the hippies and independent stands everywhere? homeless repeating 'change change change, you got any change?' and a bunch of hott college chicks roaming around?

My grandma sells her hippy jewlry there!

 

[panhead]

The right thing to do would've been either 2 choices:

A. Mind your own business.
B. Ask the gas station attendant to call for help.

Pfhhh,i knew there'd be some willy nilly who had a problem with it.

Look at the choices you outlined.

A.Mind my own business,thats just great,a guy cant get his car out of the road he's so drunk & you would just walk away,possibly to smash into an unsuspecting driver,thanks bud.

B.Ask the gas station attendant to call for help = police every time,the cops come,smash his window,drag him out & beat his ass,tow & impound his car then throw him in jail with a drunk driving thats gonna cost him $10,000,again thanks bud,big help here.

Loosers & sissys call the cops,or even worse ask somebody else to call the cops for them because they dont want to get involved.

As for "minding my own business" thats a shitty approach,infact its borderline cowardice IMO,men are supposed to try & help others out of a jam,are they not ?,loosers & weaklings hide behind minding their own business.

Worst case scenario he gets nabbed by the cops which is a situation i did not create,best case scenario he wakes up,try's to drive his hammered ass home then cant control the car & is forced to pull over,calls a tow truck,pays $100 for the tow & to get new valve stems installed,no jail,no beat down,no loss of liscense & no $10,000 bullshit fines.

 

[panhead]

So its the telagraph im thinking of, the one with all the hippies and independent stands everywhere? homeless repeating 'change change change, you got any change?' and a bunch of hott college chicks roaming around?

My grandma sells her hippy jewlry there!

Same Telegraph wrong location,Telegraph runs much of lower michigan,this was in Bloomfield Hills,visable police everywhere,on bikes,motorcycles,on foot & in cars,a hippy wouldnt last 15 seconds on the street there before the cops scooped them up let alone a bum begging for change,no stands selling anything only multi million dollar homes are in that area,there are lots of hotties there but their driving around in BMW'S & Porsche's.

I do know where your talking about though,its about 15 miles away from where i was at.

 

[Twistyman]

Right thing for sure.....I used to drive drunk all the time and I was driving trans am. at 120+ all the time.... Then my fiance was killed by a drunk driver....., then I was hit head-on while on my motorcycle by a guy doing 50mph on wrong side of road... I stopped doing it now I've no patience with assholes who drive drunk...

 

[BongJuice]

Pfhhh,i knew there'd be some willy nilly who had a problem with it.

Look at the choices you outlined.

A.Mind my own business,thats just great,a guy cant get his car out of the road he's so drunk & you would just walk away,possibly to smash into an unsuspecting driver,thanks bud.

B.Ask the gas station attendant to call for help = police every time,the cops come,smash his window,drag him out & beat his ass,tow & impound his car then throw him in jail with a drunk driving thats gonna cost him $10,000,again thanks bud,big help here.

Loosers & sissys call the cops,or even worse ask somebody else to call the cops for them because they dont want to get involved.

As for "minding my own business" thats a shitty approach,infact its borderline cowardice IMO,men are supposed to try & help others out of a jam,are they not ?,loosers & weaklings hide behind minding their own business.

Worst case scenario he gets nabbed by the cops which is a situation i did not create,best case scenario he wakes up,try's to drive his hammered ass home then cant control the car & is forced to pull over,calls a tow truck,pays $100 for the tow & to get new valve stems installed,no jail,no beat down,no loss of liscense & no $10,000 bullshit fines.

Dude, you vandalized the guy's Jaguar. You don't see any wrong doing in that? That's just ignorant. How old are you?

I said ask attendant to call for help, because your the idiot who has a problem with cops. I don't have a problem with cops.
Like you said, you didn't know what was wrong with him. You tapped on the glass, and shook the car. Still to this day you have no idea if he had a heart attack, or a stroke or something.

Just because he's a guy, I wouldn't feel obligated to help the guy out of trouble from the police just because I am of the same gender.

There were actually alot of things you could of done besides vanalizing the guy's car.

If the car was running and in gear, you could of just stuffed a rag in his exhaust pipe. The car would've stalled, and if he woke up and tried to restart the car it wouldn't of. He would've been forced to walk over to gas station and get help.

 

[panhead]

Right thing for sure.....I used to drive drunk all the time and I was driving trans am. at 120+ all the time.... Then my fiance was killed by a drunk driver....., then I was hit head-on while on my motorcycle by a guy doing 50mph on wrong side of road... I've no patience with assholes who drive drunk...

Same here twisty,i think most of us did some asshole shit while drunk,i know i was a complete idiot behind the wheel several times,i rarely drink nowdays, the shits pure evil.

I coulda called the cops but with the experiences ive had with them bastards over the last 50 years i cant ever bring myself to call them,i figured taking away his ability to drive the car was the only choice for me given the circumstances.

Had he woke up & tried to drive away before i could flatten the tires i would have called the cops & followed him,im glad that didnt happen.

 

[boss30]

Thats some funny shit. Even he will laugh at that for years to come

 

[panhead]

Dude, you vandalized the guy's Jaguar. You don't see any wrong doing in that? That's just ignorant. How old are you?

I said ask attendant to call for help, because your the idiot who has a problem with cops. I don't have a problem with cops.
Like you said, you didn't know what was wrong with him. You tapped on the glass, and shook the car. Still to this day you have no idea if he had a heart attack, or a stroke or something.

Just because he's a guy, I wouldn't feel obligated to help the guy out of trouble from the police just because I am of the same gender.

Vandalized his car,are you shitting me,repairing 4 valve stems is under $100,paying a drunk driving in michigan is every bit of $10,000 & a felony before its all over,also in the area i was in unless he was dead he was ASSURED a beat down by the police,they do not fuck around there & you are gaurenteed an ass kickin when they nab you.

And yes i have a problem with cops,a big problem,maybe you've been fortunate enough to only meet nice police who try to help people but come spend a year or two in Detroit & meet The Big Four once,4 monster cops to a car,4 monster cops who beat down everybody in sight ,you'll have plenty of time to form a new opinion about cops while your wounds are healing or your paying off thousands of dollars in bullshit fines for stupid shit,have a run in with the police here & your fucked every time,and this applies to well off white men as well as anybody else.

You've obviously never been in the system yet,god help you if you do,your whole outlook on police & government will change,get busted with your grow or a drunk driving & we'll see how long you keep these views on police while your paying for the next 5 years.

As for helping him out because he was " a guy" i never said that,i said men are not supposed to mind their own business as you reccomended,lets not forget your 1st reccomendation on the right thing to do was to walk away,i merely stated that any man with half a back bone dont walk away from shit if he can help,the police here do not help,they are not trained to be helpfull,they are thugs who will kick your ass.

Dont try to flip it around to where im an asshole because i cost that guy $100 in repairs,according to your own words your 1st instinct woulda been to walk away, with your 2nd instinct being to have somebody else call the cops on him,maybee i am an asshole but im not afraid to personally try to help people.

As for the guy being dead its a possibility but highly doubtfull,its 3.30 am which is bar closing time so chances are he was drunk as fuk,either way you'd never had known shit, you'd of minded your own business,drove away & not did shit,or you'd have had the gas station idiot call the cops on him(chump move),if he wasnt dead he woulda wished he was dead after the cops & courts got done with him.

Your plan the guy just sits there till he wakes up,drives off drunk as fuk to hurt people because you minded your own business ,or he's fucked for the rest of his life because the idiot at the gas station you asked to call the cop's did,they came & now he's in the system for life.

As for how old i am im turning 15 next week,puberty's a bitch & my nuts ache

 

[BongJuice]

Vandalized his car,are you shitting me,repairing 4 valve stems is under $100,paying a drunk driving in michigan is every bit of $10,000 & a felony before its all over,also in the area i was in unless he was dead he was ASSURED a beat down by the police,they do not fuck around there & you are gaurenteed an ass kickin when they nab you.

And yes i have a problem with cops,a big problem,maybe you've been fortunate enough to only meet nice police who try to help people but come spend a year or two in Detroit & meet The Big Four once,4 monster cops to a car,4 monster cops who beat down everybody in sight ,you'll have plenty of time to form a new opinion about cops while your wounds are healing or your paying off thousands of dollars in bullshit fines for stupid shit,have a run in with the police here & your fucked every time,and this applies to well off white men as well as anybody else.

You've obviously never been in the system yet,god help you if you do,your whole outlook on police & government will change,get busted with your grow or a drunk driving & we'll see how long you keep these views on police while your paying for the next 5 years.

As for helping him out because he was " a guy" i never said that,i said men are not supposed to mind their own business as you reccomended,lets not forget your 1st reccomendation on the right thing to do was to walk away,i merely stated that any man with half a back bone dont walk away from shit if he can help,the police here do not help,they are not trained to be helpfull,they are thugs who will kick your ass.

Dont try to flip it around to where im an asshole because i cost that guy $100 in repairs,according to your own words your 1st instinct woulda been to walk away, with your 2nd instinct being to have somebody else call the cops on him,maybee i am an asshole but im not afraid to personally try to help people.

As for the guy being dead its a possibility but highly doubtfull,its 3.30 am which is bar closing time so chances are he was drunk as fuk,either way you'd never had known shit, you'd of minded your own business,drove away & not did shit,or you'd have had the gas station idiot call the cops on him(chump move),if he wasnt dead he woulda wished he was dead after the cops & courts got done with him.

Your plan the guy just sits there till he wakes up,drives off drunk as fuk to hurt people because you minded your own business ,or he's fucked for the rest of his life because the idiot at the gas station you asked to call the cop's did,they came & now he's in the system for life.

As for how old i am im turning 15 next week,puberty's a bitch & my nuts ache

If you had half of a brain and knew anything about engine's.

You could of just plugged up the exhaust pipe with a rag. The car would of stalled. When he would of tried to restart the car, it wouldn't of.
Then he would be forced to walk to the gas station.

 

[upinchronic1]

Same Telegraph wrong location,Telegraph runs much of lower michigan,this was in Bloomfield Hills,visable police everywhere,on bikes,motorcycles,on foot & in cars,a hippy wouldnt last 15 seconds on the street there before the cops scooped them up let alone a bum begging for change,no stands selling anything only multi million dollar homes are in that area,there are lots of hotties there but their driving around in BMW'S & Porsche's.

I do know where your talking about though,its about 15 miles away from where i was at.

haha oh. Kind of confused on this michigan talk. Is that a county?

Yeah telegraph is like walking into a acid trip, funny shit.

I dont know but i think you made one of the smarter calls. You had good intentions in mind, no need for people to rip on you for it. shit.

 

[panhead]

If you had half of a brain and knew anything about engine's.

You could of just plugged up the exhaust pipe with a rag. The car would of stalled. When he would of tried to restart the car, it wouldn't of.
Then he would be forced to walk to the gas station.

Its easy for you to pick my actions apart & i can accept that but dont throw other alternitaves at me once you've had time to think about them,your 1st instincts told me all i need to know about you,at 3.30 am you'd have still been half asleep,just getting your 1st cup of coffee,you'd of minded your own business or pulled a sucker move & asked somebody else to sic the cop's on him,your words not mine.

If you'd have posted these other alternatives in your 1st post i might feel bad & been forced to rethink the situation & had to re evaluate my actions,but since your 1st instinct was clearly self motivated (mind own business) or your 2nd instinct to be one which leaves you anonomous & out of the picture ( another self preservation action) i give no regard to anything you say,either choice of yours was based upon leaving you 100% out of the picture,not helping.

Welcome to the new millineum where people either mind their own business or call the cops.

 

[upinchronic1]

ill come back when panhead tkos this dude.