The UK Growers Thread!

[bazoomer]

Boy says to his Dad "Why do they say gardeners have got green fingers when their fingers aren't green"? Dad replies "It's just a saying, Son. It's like when somebody is caught stealing something they say that they've been caught 'red-handed' even though their hands are actually black".

 

[bazoomer]

I'll leave u with this . .


A girl in short skirt but no knickers was at the top of the stairs on a bus. She shouts down to the conductor, "Is this Ealing ?" He says,
"From down here love, it looks like it could do with a dozen stitches! !"

 

[Garybhoy11]

your a sick sick man Baz.... but the threads a better place because of it lmao

 

[shawnybizzle]

just seen this on Facebook funny as fook

 

[bazoomer]

View attachment 2948997 just seen this on Facebook funny as fook

Lol, Ice's page ? .

 

[bazoomer]

your a sick sick man Baz.... but the threads a better place because of it lmao

Awww, cheers Gaz

 

[shawnybizzle]

Lol, Ice's page ? .

Hahahaha Yeh nicked it off him

 

[bazoomer]

Hahahaha Yeh nicked it off him

Thought one of his nippers had done it 4 him, prob not though, it said "best", not "biggest".

 

[Lemon king]

Hahahahah the fear of London...makes all you outsiders easy targets lol....

its funny hearing you talk about the signs lol....and the guns and stabbing.....living in lockstock is great......

now what is scary is living out in the sticks....no street lights.....nothing open past 5.30.....bugs.....strange night sounds.....stars in the sky....

yea fuck that for a laugh.....

 

[shawnybizzle]

Haha the scariest place I've been is Wrexham Lol we were all out one night and I think a local wanted to bum me hahaha or have a 3some with his sheep?

 

[welshwizzard]

Haha the scariest place I've been is Wrexham Lol we were all out one night and I think a local wanted to bum me hahaha or have a 3some with his sheep?

Haha that's not too far from where I grew up, well, I say not far, its a couple of towns nearer the border but thats practically local.

Rum night out is Wrexham when you're 18.

Farmers and roid heads in equal measure.

 

[bazoomer]

Haha the scariest place I've been is Wrexham Lol we were all out one night and I think a local wanted to bum me hahaha or have a 3some with his sheep?

Fuck all wrong with that ,5 of them tied to a lamppost is a leisure centre to us !

 

[shawnybizzle]

Haha tbh we were there ages we paved all the new town shopping centre and we had some good night nights out know what umean tho wizard plenty a meat heads knockin aboot a few tasty chicks aswell and I mean a few haha

@ baz 5 sheep or 5 geezers haha

 

[Frenchy1000]

would i be ok to put seedlings under my 600w hps duel spec? they poped about 3 days ago.

Thanks

 

[exodus0408]

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First three pics are the livers, the next three pics are exo

Lmao fank fuck it ay ony me that likes em side ways lmao

 

[Lemon king]

Lmao fank fuck it ay ony me that likes em side ways lmao

the piks or the sheep.....

 

[IC3M4L3]

 

[exodus0408]

Mornin cock breathes !

 

[spooningbadgers]

Morning spunk gobblers.
and no I wouldn't put new seedlings under a 600. Few lads on here do it but in my experience... Bad move, iv toasted my last two runs doing it
Yorki, is that sc x slh seed u sent the same one you were all going on about the other day?

 

[Saerimmner]

would i be ok to put seedlings under my 600w hps duel spec? they poped about 3 days ago.

Thanks

Yeah its fine but just make sure the light is a good 2-3ft above the seedlings otherwise they will burn