bazoomer
Well-Known Member
Fuck me , I shit my pants today, l was skanking around the house , stoned off me tits as per, looked out of bedroom window & there's a mobile police station parked outside house, full of coppers !. I stood shiting me pants peering threw curtain for 2 fucking hours till they fucked off, turns out there's a parking problem in the area ! My sphygmomanometer ( this word just came up with predictive text ! Lol ) can't take much more !