The Pot Gnomes strike again!!!

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kor420

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First, they got in my grow box and turned my plants upside down.... Now they're back, and this time they stole my pipe!!!

I Don't walk around with my pipe because i smoke in one location 24/7 365 days a year, that pipe just doesn't leave this room because it's the one i made years ago when i was a teen with clay, so it's special to me since it's been with me for so long... Last night after i got done smoking i placed my one hitter back in it's location.. Now i can't find it. I've turned this place upside down!! lol oh well, i guess i'll dust off my steam roller....

Has the pot gnomes ever got you?
 
DMTER

DMTER

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Those fuckers are always stealing my sacks....

I swear to god if I catch them.....
 
2paranoid

2paranoid

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You're going about this all wrong. Instead of hunting for what these damn gnomes stole, start hunting the gnomes! Leave a little nug out and wait for them to come crawling. When you catch one, cut off its foot and rock it on your keychain. You wont be able to catch the whole pack (trust me) but if you just get one and make an example of him they will ALL know not to fuck with kor420!!!
 
dangerlow

dangerlow

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I went to the head shop one day and spent $100.00 for 8 glass pipes for a hotbox reunion. 8 of us were suspended for 15 days the a month before we graduated because we all got high in the bathroom and got caught. So 7 of us got together right before we all left our ten year reunion, went into that very same bathroom blocked the door shut and ripped through 1oz of good shit and left. "The 8th member of our group is a sheriff's deputy and as you all know you don't invite a cop to your circle." I collected all the pipes and ever since then I have never had the problem of not being able to find at least one pipe.
 
chewberto

chewberto

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This is what you do. You go in there and punch the biggest gnome in the face to show them you aren't to be taken lightly.... That's what I did.
 
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