what do you look like?

[chewberto]

OK..........this one's a bit hard , for me...........

As a woman, with waist length hair, only one choice was even applicable.............I have no beard.........no stache, ummm...............definatly not bald. so

that leaves ponytail hair, no facial hair, as my only choice........DAMN........I wanna be the bearded lady...........

What about your Lady beard? Any jiney Stache?

 

[chewberto]

I'm sorry! I am dabbed out on some fine full melt ice wax! That may have been uncalled for! Depending on who you are! Sorry if I offended!

I blame the lemon og and cookie grease!

 

[curious2garden]

Ur gonna do what to my ass??

C2gs a freeaak

;D You just figured THAT out? You behind

I paint my scalp (like Cisco, but bronze) which is hairless except for some peyos, those curls usually worn by Orthodox Jews. I wax my eyebrows. I also have prosthetic Doberman canines.

I read Crisco and wondered if you had not heard of Brilliantine the pomade of champions ;D

 

[curious2garden]

What about your Lady beard? Any jiney Stache?

I'm sorry! I am dabbed out on some fine full melt ice wax! That may have been uncalled for! Depending on who you are! Sorry if I offended!

I blame the lemon og and cookie grease!

ROFLMAO!! Oh my, chewie, your wife's hormones have you lit up, so you try to throw some poor OG under the bus! ouch man..... I call foul, or possibly fowl, let me consider while I go feed the Ravens (again).

 

[chewberto]

Feed the ravens? Is that some sort of euphemism for rubbing things out? Wife's putting out like cray cray! Shoulda left OG out of it I suppose, guess I am feeling a little too good!

 

[Logges]

nice try nsa

 

[curious2garden]

Feed the ravens? Is that some sort of euphemism for rubbing things out? Wife's putting out like cray cray! Shoulda left OG out of it I suppose, guess I am feeling a little too good!

Nah it's the local ravens who have decided they like the free ground cow. I'll see if I can get a good picture of Chokee, the younger sibling of Choker. I'm considering making a sign for my Raven feeder, "Raptor Feeding Station", sigh.........

The Ravens live in one tree and the Peregrines live right next door!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I read Crisco and wondered if you had not heard of Brilliantine the pomade of champions ;D

I went through a pomade phase. I was a Dapper Dan man.

 

[chewberto]

If NSA wants to know what I look like, they can take a hoard ass look at my avatar and back the fuck off. I KNOW what time it is! I gots a clock necklace foo! Plus I'm double legal bitch, medical and rec ho.

 

[chewberto]

Nah it's the local ravens who have decided they like the free ground cow. I'll see if I can get a good picture of Chokee, the younger sibling of Choker. I'm considering making a sign for my Raven feeder, "Raptor Feeding Station", sigh.........

The Ravens live in one tree and the Peregrines live right next door!

That's cool! Maybe you can train them to carry notes and cameras around their neck! Free drones sucka!

 

[chewberto]

Sometimes my Dick has sideburns NSA! Note that...

 

[slowbus]

I could've put dreaded a few years back

 

[Unclebaldrick]

To be safe, I should clarify. I have a doppelgänger. I met him once; it was like looking in a mirror. But he's a bit odd. It was confusing for a while but I have since taken measures.

So if you see me in public and I am NOT blowing a rave whistle ever few seconds, just keep on going. No rave whistle=odd baldrick.

 

[cannabineer]

Scraggly hair and a baby face

Me, baby hair and a scraggly face. Think Mark Hamill x Lyndon Johnson.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Me, baby hair and a scraggly face. Think Mark Hamill x Lyndon Johnson.

Bruce Dern and Justin Bieber

 

[cannabineer]

To be safe, I should clarify. I have a doppelgänger. I met him once; it was like looking in a mirror. But he's a bit odd. It was confusing for a while but I have since taken measures.

So if you see me in public and I am NOT blowing a rave whistle ever few seconds, just keep on going. No rave whistle=odd baldrick.

It's scary when a complete stranger in the line at Soylent McGreen's starts talking about prison reminiscences, looks a little harder, and the realize he has the wrong guy. I appear to be the less evil twin, which is uno muy scary prospect.

 

[mysunnyboy]

where's the "orange tabby" vote? i have perma-grin

 

[giggywatts]

my mom called me charley (charles manson), dad called me Jesus, but all my friends call me tommy (tommy chong).

 

[Scroga]

My planking phase..

 

[Sand4x105]

From my Magnum PI look alike second unit days...