Help a meat lover become vegetarianish

[MasterTHunderfuCk]

You like BBQ meat? Come to my house, meet Eggie She puts out roast pork like no other. But she will teach you her wicked wicked ways, that sugary, crappy carby sauce is for sissies. You cook slow and long, all the while slowly sipping your single malt beverage of choice. In a mere 18-20 hours you are getting ready learn just how good pig and pecan can taste. So much better than all that sugary crap. It's a deep, sensual sort of sweetness in the 1/4 bark that is both tangy, sweet and a bit musky and then you hit the sweet flesh that is made toothsome by the conversion of all the collagenous fibers mmmmm with just a hint of the fat marbling that basted it for you.

mmmmmmmm

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you wouldn't be talking bout the BIG GREEN EGG, would you?

 

[curious2garden]

I'm soooo sick of pork.To many Hawaiian joints around here.We used to raise pigs up until 2 or 3 years ago.After doing all that work,Ill pass on the pork..........................

She does brisket like a champ too!

you wouldn't be talking bout the BIG GREEN EGG, would you?

I have a large BGE I love her.

 

[MasterTHunderfuCk]

I have the smaller size. bought it last june and I have NOTHING bad to say about it. cooks the perfect steak and will smoke whatever you need it to. would like to get the size you have eventually.

 

[BarnBuster]

I need me a rib-eye now!!

 

[dangerlow]

I just had some prime rib with horse raddish. I thought about this thread and then again how amazing the taste, smell and texture was and I have decided that I feel bad for vegetarians because I have not ever tasted anything so good from the fruit or vegetable. So what are your favorite vegetarian dishes, anything really stand out from the rest like a well cooked good piece of meat?

 

[BSD0621]

I just had 2 nice hamburgers! YUM! i would like to try going vegan but I need time to perfect my growing skills first

 

[MasterTHunderfuCk]

I just had some prime rib with horse raddish. I thought about this thread and then again how amazing the taste, smell and texture was and I have decided that I feel bad for vegetarians because I have not ever tasted anything so good from the fruit or vegetable. So what are your favorite vegetarian dishes, anything really stand out from the rest like a well cooked good piece of meat?

come on man, you know theres nothing better than a good ole veggie burger.......can you sense the sarcasm?

 

[curious2garden]

You know guys, I was simply loaded when I posted about my beloved Eggie. I wasn't meaning to behave disrespectfully toward vegetarianism and yet it came off that way and for that I apologize. I was a vegetarian for over 20 years and raised my kids like that for a considerable amount of time. The reason I had to stop being a vegetarian was because of allergies. But for most people vegetarianism is a valid and healthy lifestyle. Anyway sorry for derailing this it wasn't my intent and I wanted to set the record straight.

 

[AimAim]

PROTEIN MAY BE GOTEN THERE
BUT WE COULD ALSO GET PROTEIN FROM HOUSE FLIES OR SEWER RATS
IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY'RE EQUAL TO MEAT.

So enough of the bullshit.
Vegetarianism is achievable
but boring and unnatural.

I've been to Great Briton, Scotland and Wales. Only 3 times and for a total of like 10 weeks.

It would be easy for me to be a vegetarian in this region as they do a subpar cooking of any meat that I saw. Lame and bland, it would be easy to go vegetarian.

Boiled, blanched, steamed, whatever it was all pretty disgusting.