RIU pirate ship sign on.... or be impressed LOL

[joe macclennan]

NO.....you must say; no double ellipses allowed on shipses .

definite progress here^^ I vote probationary admittance be granted.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I would hope that if you were in a space ship you wouldn't have to worry about a few amps. Be cutting it close each time the burners started.

You got me there. I am too influenced by Apollo missions.

 

[curious2garden]

You got me there. I am too influenced by Apollo missions.

Good point, don't forget the duct tape and slide rule. I only have a circular, CN you got one, right? If not pirate it from you know where!

 

[shrxhky420]

Good point, don't forget the duct tape and slide rule. I only have a circular, CN you got one, right? If not pirate it from you know where!

Don't say his butt... please don't say his butt.
you said in the other thread you wouldn't tell... and I don't remember asking
SH420

 

[curious2garden]

Don't say his butt... please don't say his butt.
you said in the other thread you wouldn't tell... and I don't remember asking
SH420

LOL his pater familias was what I was suggesting

 

[kinetic]

I used to be a pirate in search of buried pink treasure.

 

[cannabineer]

I am sure there will be more rules. Things like you must bathe if you live on the scow prior to your turn as Cap'n. Don't let the bear talk dirtsurfr into gunnin' the engines for water skiing etc.... You know the basics.

Anyone who lives on the scow will bathe early&often. Count on that.

Good point, don't forget the duct tape and slide rule. I only have a circular, CN you got one, right? If not pirate it from you know where!

I got a beaut ... the numbers are in German so doubly accurate.

 

[curious2garden]

......snip......German so doubly accurate.

Scheiße

Because i have to have 10 damn characters!

 

[eye exaggerate]

I used to be a pirate in search of buried pink treasure.

I don't even know where to start...

 

[cannabineer]

I don't even know where to start...

dig for chest.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

I would rub your deck for a small fee! I could set up a tickle room and I could rub everyones deck for a small fee, I could be rich.

 

[joe macclennan]

i've actually salvaged three boats. two john boats and a really nice canoe.

we used to go out on the river right after ice off looking for them. irresponsible people don't pull their boats out before freeze and then they get carried away...never fails.

Most times they are fubar. If you find a good one all you have to do is list it in the paper for thirty days...if noone claims it, it's yours

I've probably found dozens total.

 

[Me & My friend]

Ahh!! If you have these skillz you are in! However I do not like the lack of discipline in the bottom plank spreading her legs! Old habits die hard I 'spose ;D I think the men on this crew will need your skill, welcome Sign the book and get ready

Mans gotta respect that so "here's to swimmin with bowlegged women"

 

[BarnBuster]

Sure made my timber shiverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I don't even know where to start...

 

[Granny weed]

If that's the case I wanna be your pimp, it was kind of my idea... I'll only take 90% of profits...
fares fair
SH420

What a rip off, I do all the work and you take most of the profit. I don't need no pimp I work alone matey! Spoke like a true pirate lol.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I don't even know where to start...

i would start at the forecastle and steadily make my way to the poop deck.

i've actually salvaged three boats. two john boats and a really nice canoe.

I think we might need more john boats for all the johns.

 

[joe macclennan]

I think we might need more john boats for all the johns.

I can arrange ferry services ...for a nominal fee

 

[gioua]

any Poop deck jokes made yet?

 

[BarnBuster]

any Poop deck jokes made yet?

it's where you find the captain's log.

 

[BarnBuster]

Arrrr, me parrots wife died last week. Now I have to take him to "Parrots without Partners"