You don't think it's..... bloated?
Electoral college system and all?
You don't think the fact that the USA has to become more and more financially indebted to China, just to maintain its current standard of living, says something about the success of its political system?
Or is your answer a simple exercise in tub thumping, flag waving, Walt Disney Presents PATRIOTISM!!!!
iNTRO SCENE....
(background music - Star Spangled Banner)
Narration
"From the country that first freed the slaves, then forced the entire World to do the same...
From the nation where women have ALWAYS had the vote
And where the white settlers and the indigenous Natives found ways to co-exist in a peaceful and mutually considerate fashion....
WALT DISNEY PRESENTS
LAND OF THE FREE
Where the pleasures of today are bought at the cost of mortgaging our children's futures
to a Communist country with whom we share no political common ground or humanitarian standards.
The REPs are POP, the DEMs are MOM
and the electorate is L'il Billy Bob and Missy Sue.
and Lil Billy Bob aint gonna vote for Mom unless she gets in more debt to Evil Biff (China)
and buys him a MOTORBIKE.
Missy Sue will not vote for Pop unless he buys her a pony.
Pop will have to crawl on his belly to Evil Biff and beg for more money.
Biff is annoyed at Pop because Pop looked shocked when he saw Biff beating up his wife and kids (Chinese population)
Pop saw Biff urinate in his neighbours letterbox and pour motor oil on his flower beds.
Everyone likes the neighbour (Dalai Lama) but, for fear of Biff, they shun him like a leper with AIDS.
How can MOM and POP hope to successfully raise a family when their future planning rarely exceeds the next four years and NEVER exceeds the next eight?
When they take loans from evil people that will still be increasing well after their deaths.
When they have no choice but to take more debts because they have made promises that are massively beyond their financial resources.
Intro music reaches a crescendo
"Land of the Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................
and THE HOME................................................
OF THE..............................................
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE!!!!
Chinese buyers welcome