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Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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smaher said:
I'm currently talking to a photog about setting up a 1930's/1940's film noire style shoot. And I'm looking for ideas and opinions
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Ok. What do you have in mind? Maybe if you give us an idea hat you are thinking, we can help out. Are you thinking something for academic purposes or are you talking cheesecake?
 
dr.gonzo1

dr.gonzo1

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headwrappedturtle said:
you never seen someone act like a slut over the internet for morons to drool over there keyboard before?

as i said smarmy trollop
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Nah man, I think what you said was "definite dude, fuck this cunt" until the girl made a vid calling you a punk. Now you've decided she's a slut. Grow the fuck up man. Seems like a nice girl, why you so hostile?
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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headwrappedturtle said:
you never seen someone act like a slut over the internet for morons to drool over there keyboard before?

as i said smarmy trollop
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So transparent tortuga, you called her out, accused her of being a 60yr old guy............and now wait for it.........ya got beat, directly and artfully and daare I say surgically. Whatta know she is a young gal.

We call that butt hurt tortuga
 
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smaher

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A modern day model that does noir style photo shoot perfectly in my opinion is dita Von teese she has this very eloquent beauty about herself image.jpg
 
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minnesmoker

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Singlemalt said:
So transparent tortuga, you called her out, accused her of being a 60yr old guy............and now wait for it.........ya got beat, directly and artfully and daare I say surgically. Whatta know she is a young gal.

We call that butt hurt tortuga
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It's "shell shocked" in the case of the tortoise, isn't it?
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Don't think I could name one film from the 40's. I'm struggling to think further back than "Big" tbh.
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A lot of them were detective films. I always think of Double Indemnity w Fred MacMurray. Not going to Google it, so if I'm wrong...

The key thing about film noire is that it should capture a certain angst of a pretty narrow period of time. The context is... The War ends, America is supreme - atom bombs and shit. But then, all our victory hubris turns to ashes in our mouth-parts. Europe is verging on Communism, Stalin has the bomb, spy's are in our midst. A lot of realization of the true cost of war on men and women. pTSD and morphine. Degenerate jazz and dark smoke-filled bars. Nelson Algren shit.

I imagine we're talking cheesecake here (if you got it, flaunt it, Smasher:lol:). If you can afford to... I would try to find some really awesome undergrments. It seems like they should be fairly available but might be costly. They should be unnecessarily complicated but yet very sleek (unlike the WWII stuff which suffered from raw material restrictions). I think that some steam punk stuff might actually not be too far off he mark.

Smasher's hair will be important too. Again, you want to think sleek. Much more modern than WWII and even the later era (1952 plus) probably want to do some sort of up-do or flip - but less fussy than early 1940s.

But mostly, you're going to want to incorporate something taboo. Like opiates or Communism. I think that this is critical. Thre has to be a dark element. Bondage?
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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OMG. Can I lick your fingers?
hexthat said:

smoked 2 1/2 of these joints last night and slept in for 4 hours this morning, i think i ROLL good never really meet anyone better other then a guy that could roll a cig in one hand in less then 30sec but thats not weed and i roll good cigs too but with two hands



gana transplant my organic tomatoes into 6 packs or single pots
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