Your cell phone has more computing power than the first shuttle to the moon...

frizzlegooch

frizzlegooch

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how the fuck does a computer help you get to the moon anyways?
just do the work on paper before and take it with you
 
MrEDuck

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frizzlegooch said:
how the fuck does a computer help you get to the moon anyways?
just do the work on paper before and take it with you
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There's a lot of math involved that needs to be done quickly.

Smartphones have had more computing power than NASA as a whole had during the moon landing for awhile and Moore's Law is just widening the gap.
 
hempyninja309

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My phone launches missles if I press the green button. It can make calls and send texts too and also has a calculator on it.
 
Sand4x105

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Finshaggy said:
[h=1]Your cell phone has more computing power than the first shuttle to the moon...[/h]
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#1-The 'Space Shuttle' never went to the moon....
and I am sure the computers were up graded a tad, from when we were told we went to the moon...

#2-We never went to the moon with a man space craft... no that was shot in under a sound stage ...
Directed by the same guy that did ''Clockwork Orange' by Stanley Kubrick
Look it up, Kubrick did no work at the same time we were 'on the moon'...
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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I watched 3 hours of lesbian orgys on redtube then I looked up lyrics to bitchies ain't shit.... oops I ment I watch 3 hours of educational television and looked up lyrics to amazing Grace ;) iam a good little church boy
 
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Sand4x105 said:
#1-The 'Space Shuttle' never went to the moon....
and I am sure the computers were up graded a tad, from when we were told we went to the moon...

#2-We never went to the moon with a man space craft... no that was shot in under a sound stage ...
Directed by the same guy that did ''Clockwork Orange' by Stanley Kubrick
Look it up, Kubrick did no work at the same time we were 'on the moon'...
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Wow you do exsist....
 
2paranoid

2paranoid

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I used it to find the closest beer store in a city I am visiting.....but man I would have gotten there a lot faster if I had my cellphone AND a spaceship
 
Finshaggy

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When I was like 14 I found the number to a room in the White House, and I have put it in every phone whenever I get a new one. I am not sure if the number still works, but I have it. And it's for a room called "The Situation Room" That is probably the most important thing my phone has done.
 
Singlemalt

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Finshaggy said:
When I was like 14 I found the number to a room in the White House, and I have put it in every phone whenever I get a new one. I am not sure if the number still works, but I have it. And it's for a room called "The Situation Room" That is probably the most important thing my phone has done.
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You can find out if its still good, just call it. That would be cool and you can tell us about it
 
Unclebaldrick

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Sand4x105 said:
#1-The 'Space Shuttle' never went to the moon....
and I am sure the computers were up graded a tad, from when we were told we went to the moon...

#2-We never went to the moon with a man space craft... no that was shot in under a sound stage ...
Directed by the same guy that did ''Clockwork Orange' by Stanley Kubrick
Look it up, Kubrick did no work at the same time we were 'on the moon'...
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Ya had me. But then you lost me.
 
Finshaggy

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Singlemalt said:
You can find out if its still good, just call it. That would be cool and you can tell us about it
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I'd rather not. We used to call and tell them that we had a cat in a tree and stuff like that, or just "I HAVE A SITUATION!" and they would tell us they were going to trace the call and stuff. And with the NSA already watching all of us, I don't think that would be a good idea.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Finshaggy said:
I'd rather not. We used to call and tell them that we had a cat in a tree and stuff like that, or just "I HAVE A SITUATION!" and they would tell us they were going to trace the call and stuff. And with the NSA already watching all of us, I don't think that would be a good idea.
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Handiwipes and a phone booth
 
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