The Irish Growers Thread!

R3l@X

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I'm sorry bro. If the law wasn't as retarded as it is now I would be the first to share


At least you have something on the go, think of all the poor peeps who's only taste of proper smoke is the odd trip to Amsterdam.

I can remember sitting in Barneys coffee shop thinking 'if only you could get stuff this good at home'...... then after reading all of RIU and the entire internet I realised it's easy


Running perp is a lot of work but it takes the waiting game out of the equation, the waiting was always the hardest part for me, and I'm sure you can relate to that right about now!
funny thing is I use to live right on the border n went to Holland weekly for my smoke n it was fucking marvellous! Just over 7 weeks I'll have 4 to chop then 1.5 weeks after I'll have another one. I thought about peep but its personal so would be a bit of a waste, think this 5 under 600w will be more then enough for my needs lol plan on trying to do 2 a year.
 

guitarisgr8

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funny thing is I use to live right on the border n went to Holland weekly for my smoke n it was fucking marvellous! Just over 7 weeks I'll have 4 to chop then 1.5 weeks after I'll have another one. I thought about peep but its personal so would be a bit of a waste, think this 5 under 600w will be more then enough for my needs lol plan on trying to do 2 a year.
That's how I used to do my grows..... You will be amazed how quickly your jars start emptying though, you might get about 15oz's, which is more than enough for one man, but if you start making hash or oil the jars empty real fast and your left waiting for the next grow to finish up..... been there a bunch of times (I manage my weed as well as I manage my bank account
.... sole reason I run perp now is so this doesn't happen.....bank account is still in rag order though!!
 

R3l@X

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That's how I used to do my grows..... You will be amazed how quickly your jars start emptying though, you might get about 15oz's, which is more than enough for one man, but if you start making hash or oil the jars empty real fast and your left waiting for the next grow to finish up..... been there a bunch of times (I manage my weed as well as I manage my bank account
.... sole reason I run perp now is so this doesn't happen.....bank account is still in rag order though!!
man i hope ur wrong lol dont do this to me lol i might set back up once we move lol
 

guitarisgr8

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man i hope ur wrong lol dont do this to me lol i might set back up once we move lol
Ha..ha.. dude I hope I'm wrong and it's just me being a greedy glutton! I've found even if you don't use a ton of bud making hash or oil you can still tear through the bud in J's and rips. Ya see when you have jars brimming with bud you kinda loose sense of scale...... when you buy a shoddy 50 bag of shitty little buds you will scrape a few nice joints together..... but when you take a big chunky bud out of your jar and pull a nug or two off....the little nugs will be about the size of a whole 50 bag...but you loose sense of scale so ya don't realise this ....... I hope this makes some sort of sense, I don't think I'm explaining what I mean very well
(I'll try take pics to explain cuz I'm ripped)

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fr3d12

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My 10 step guide -How to beat the Monday blues- #1- Prepare a big mug of java, take one sip then leave to cool while you prepare the next step View attachment 2997219 #2- Using your favorite papers set up the foundations for an 'L' joint View attachment 2997220 #3- Weigh 1.5g's of your favourite weed (preferably a sativa dom) View attachment 2997221 #4- Grind herb to an even consistency View attachment 2997224 #5- Transfer herb to papers View attachment 2997225 #6- Rolly polly View attachment 2997228 #7- (optional step) Play a very loud power chord and shout "GOOD MORNING WORLD" View attachment 2997229 #8- Light and Enjoy with your coffee! View attachment 2997235 #9- Be happy and pleasant and generally rad to everyone you meet throughout your day, even the assholes!
#10- repeat steps 1 - 9
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Haha what a start to a Monday:) I definitely don't have your tolerance, that joint would leave me a right off:)
Was suppose to feed my girls last night but the soil was still pretty wet so I said id leave em a little longer but fell asleep so now im paranoid that when the lights go on their gonna be waaaay 2 thirsty n lights are our so I dunnoo ...first world problem eh?
They won't drink much water when lights are off, they will be fine.
 

R3l@X

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Ha..ha.. dude I hope I'm wrong and it's just me being a greedy glutton! I've found even if you don't use a ton of bud making hash or oil you can still tear through the bud in J's and rips. Ya see when you have jars brimming with bud you kinda loose sense of scale...... when you buy a shoddy 50 bag of shitty little buds you will scrape a few nice joints together..... but when you take a big chunky bud out of your jar and pull a nug or two off....the little nugs will be about the size of a whole 50 bag...but you loose sense of scale so ya don't realise this ....... I hope this makes some sort of sense, I don't think I'm explaining what I mean very well
(I'll try take pics to explain cuz I'm ripped)

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cant ser the pics mate but I've 2 cats one with long hair n the other medium to long n a rottweiler (double coat=double the hair) so hair doesn't bother me lol
 

fr3d12

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hes one of them English lads...hes sound .
Haha he's almost Irish so:) Just listening to some poor guy on the radio, his car was destroyed by a tree and the insurance won't pay up because it's an act of God, how in this day and age are them wankers still allowed use that to get off the hook.
 

guitarisgr8

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cant ser the pics mate but I've 2 cats one with long hair n the other medium to long n a rottweiler (double coat=double the hair) so hair doesn't bother me lol
Should be fixed now, me and the interweb don't work well when I'm baked


I've just the one cat, but he leaves more than enough hair!
 

guitarisgr8

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Haha he's almost Irish so:) Just listening to some poor guy on the radio, his car was destroyed by a tree and the insurance won't pay up because it's an act of God, how in this day and age are them wankers still allowed use that to get off the hook.
Yea it's farcical, and the poor beggars with flood damage getting fucked over by them also.
 

guitarisgr8

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Just checkin on the veg room and thought I'd show you guys how I do my clones.


I take a cutting and dip in clonex or whatever then plant in a shot glass full of moist coco
Then stick two clones in a plastic bag, I never mist them but I do blow into the bag and fill it with co2 (breath of life) everyday. I let em hang out on the edge of one of my bigger plants, somewhere warm and sheltered.
7-10 days later I have rooted clones, very rarely lose one doing it like this.

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R3l@X

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Haha he's almost Irish so:) Just listening to some poor guy on the radio, his car was destroyed by a tree and the insurance won't pay up because it's an act of God, how in this day and age are them wankers still allowed use that to get off the hook.
ssshit all along I've been saying that non of its covered by insurance due to "act of god "clause but was sceptical to whether or not that would apply in Ireland...everyones up shit creak now...lets hope they bought a paddle ;)
 
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