this place was much better without clayton.

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dr.gonzo1

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Ok. Who left the door open? Own up. Fucks sake people, we used to have standards round here.

Good to see you back man. Important questions first though. Where the fuck have you been and what did you do with beardo? Can't be coincidence you two fall of the face at the same time? I'm not buying it man :)
 
Singlemalt

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Clayton seems to have the ability to promote statistical perfection...50% hate him and 50% love him, regardless of having met him. Where else in the cosmos does one find such a perfect split?: a coin toss, this is like the Laws of Thermodynamics. Would be the same on a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri, or any where in the Universe. Ponder this and weep, Clayton is an immutable natural law. He is a national treasure
 
dr.gonzo1

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Singlemalt said:
Clayton seems to have the ability to promote statistical perfection...50% hate him and 50% love him, regardless of having met him. Where else in the cosmos does one find such a perfect split?: a coin toss, this is like the Laws of Thermodynamics. Would be the same on a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri, or any where in the Universe. Ponder this and weep, Clayton is an immutable natural law. He is a national treasure
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"Ponder this and weep" shit's funny man.


Would have liked but I heard fin has traded all our "likes" for crypto currency. It's worth 0.000008 dollars now though. So at least we have that going for us.
 
Singlemalt

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Shit, I wanna like this but don't want to insult you by giving you (maybe the math is faulty) 8/10,000 of a penny
 
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Wait have you guys actually met? Do you actually hate each other? Idk wtf is going on but I like it.
 
dr.gonzo1

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Bombur said:
Wait have you guys actually met? Do you actually hate each other? Idk wtf is going on but I like it.
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Oh no, they definitely hate each other. Think it all stemmed from an.incident in 94. Buck, Mrs buck, Clayton, a 200lb Thai hooker and a duck with a dildo strapped to it's head all went down to the boat house one night. I'm sure you can guess the rest but lets just say....that duck's no longer a virgin.
 
mr sunshine

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Oh no, they definitely hate each other. Think it all stemmed from an.incident in 94. Buck, Mrs buck, Clayton, a 200lb Thai hooker and a duck with a dildo strapped to it's head all went down to the boat house one night. I'm sure you can guess the rest but lets just say....that duck's no longer a virgin.
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That ducks lucky to be alive!!
 
ClaytonBigsby

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dr.gonzo1 said:
Oh no, they definitely hate each other. Think it all stemmed from an.incident in 94. Buck, Mrs buck, Clayton, a 200lb Thai hooker and a duck with a dildo strapped to it's head all went down to the boat house one night. I'm sure you can guess the rest but lets just say....that duck's no longer a virgin.
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UB has a big mouth
 
ClaytonBigsby

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Singlemalt said:
Clayton seems to have the ability to promote statistical perfection...50% hate him and 50% love him, regardless of having met him. Where else in the cosmos does one find such a perfect split?: a coin toss, this is like the Laws of Thermodynamics. Would be the same on a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri, or any where in the Universe. Ponder this and weep, Clayton is an immutable natural law. He is a national treasure
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I'd suggest a poll, but UB's sock puppets would skew the numbers too much
 
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