lushgreen
Active Member
There was a song written about this fucking thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7pOUm5s9k
I was just thinking of all the ugly women I've conquered and I accidentally popped a bonefish.
I guess that I am a guilty party in keeping this thread going another post. But this is ridiculous that this little boy gets this much attention for being a shallow slut.
Don't worry bout it. Threads tend to derail a bit here in toke n talk.
Mostly negative attention. I'm sure some of it has sunk in. His last post displayed some signs of remorse. Might not be a lost cause. Everyone can be a bit shallow when they're young.
Honestly, I think he threw it up to see what happens, a form of light-hearted trolling and entertainment. If it were real, after reading the ridicule I doubt a sincere person would really give an update
You know women. Once she saw how small it was she probably started twittering right away. Next time jack off.I even told her to her face that I would never go all the way with her. I felt ashamed afterward, but 30 min later, I let her do it again. Now that I'm completely back to my senses, I'm realizing what a mistake it was. I made her promise to keep her mouth shut but you know how women are. Is it possible for a woman to keep it to herself or will it eventually get out? Can anyone here relate to my situation?
wow lucky people in here, if a girl even talks to me for more than 10 seconds i go home and end up thinking about her and masturbating for months
Hahaha that is hilarious. The same thing happened to me I was called the ogre slayer for months
If your friends find out just tell them she licked your butthole..dont know how it will help your situation out but If you do it ill rep you..
Alright, look OP... there are a handful of ways to deal with such a situation. If not deny everything, you can also go for the other extreme... the crasser, more masculine, "Hey man, PUSSY IS PUSSY" as if it meant nothing to you. Ahem. I'm sure there are a few other good options too. The approach you DON'T want to pick is the one that says "Gee, I sure do seem obviously shame-ridden and secretive, I hope they don't think I'm ashamed--oh no, I better not tell them" (et cetera) because that last one is totally the one that DOES get you made fun of.
In fact, denial might too. Probably best to go with the "I'll hit anything with a hole" approach.
Call the cops and say she raped you then show your peeps the newspaper clipping.
Sorry I didn't get here sooner.