my brother grows all sorts of those hot ass, literally, lol, peppers every year.. drives a couple of hour away each spring to get the plants.. idk, i like a lil spicy, but if i got the ring sting, i've gone too far.. i just don't find it enjoyable sitting on the shitter and wanting to dip my ass in the cool shit water just to stop the burning.. not really my scene, lol...
omfg, quick story since we're on the subject.. a few years ago i was at work and had a bad case of swamp ass, you know, when things just feel messy back there.. so i went into the first aid cabinet and found some wipes to clean glasses off with, headed into the handicapped stall and got comfortable, opened up the wipe, and went about trying to clean myself up a bit and killing the funk.. well, lo and behold, holy shit, who knew alcohol on the arse would hurt so bad?? i used them on my hands all the time and never felt a thing, but omfg, just a word of warning, don't try and use them on the old bum, lol..
go ahead and laugh at my expense, i deserve it, lol..