God is a Dick....

[Saerimmner]

why what do you think is going to happen , by the looks of things your god hasnt given a shit about this planet or the living things on it for thousands of
years, i mean come on , its a right shambles no one is even on agreement about the right god to be worshiping lol .you think its gonna give a shit about someone calling it a dick.
and you call your god a 'him' does that mean your gods a male ? and if so is there a female ?

We really need the like button back for comments like these

 

[Nevaeh420]

hmmmmm you don't believe in most of the bible but you believe in some bits , that always makes me laugh when someone says that , how did you come about finding out which bits are true and which bits aren't , did you go about finding out the correct bits fairly or are you doing what i expect and just picking out the bits that suit your own personal agenda ?

I believe there HAS to be SOME facts or truth in the Bible, its such a big book, it cant be 100% pure fiction. There has to be some real characters and some real history, whatever that might be.



~PEACE~

 

[Pinworm]

Most American thread ever.

 

[TibetanBowl]

"Drinking the blood of Jesus
Drinking it right from his veins
Learning to swim in the ocean
Learning to prowl in his name
The body of Christ looked unto me
A preacher with God-given hands
He wants you to suck on the Holy Ghost
And swallow the sins of man"

 

[Pinworm]

"Drinking the blood of Jesus
Drinking it right from his veins
Learning to swim in the ocean
Learning to prowl in his name
The body of Christ looked unto me
A preacher with God-given hands
He wants you to suck on the Holy Ghost
And swallow the sins of man"

He sucks, AND swallows? Damn. Now I see why everyone is so quick to defend him.

 

[ThE sAtIvA hIgH]

I believe there HAS to be SOME facts or truth in the Bible, its such a big book, it cant be 100% pure fiction. There has to be some real characters and some real history, whatever that might be.



~PEACE~

big books dont mean they are factual.

 

[tyler.durden]

I believe there HAS to be SOME facts or truth in the Bible, its such a big book, it cant be 100% pure fiction. There has to be some real characters and some real history, whatever that might be.

~PEACE~

I was really impressed to see you talk about the bible without steering the thread toward yourself, then I noticed that Heis edited it and must have deleted all the crazy. Fucking awesome...

 

[Nevaeh420]

I was really impressed to see you talk about the bible without steering the thread toward yourself, then I noticed that Heis edited it and must have deleted all the crazy. Fucking awesome...

Theres nothing I can do about mods editing My posts. Im sure I was just trying to respnd to The Sativa High, properly. I forget what was edited or deleted by Heisenberg.

~PEACE~

 

[Greatest I am]

Maybe the birth of a son calmed him down. He's nicer in the new testament

Rome could not have the wrath of God around so invented a more malleable Jesus.

The rebel had o go.

Regards
DL

 

[Greatest I am]

big books dont mean they are factual.

This one must be. It is a bible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnjCmkZm-EM

Just kidding on the factual.

Regards
DL

 

[GregS]

The visual hallucination of the burning bush and auditory hallucination by Moses is obviously a description of a psychotic episode in schizophrenia.

 

[eye exaggerate]

The visual hallucination of the burning bush and auditory hallucination by Moses is obviously a description of a psychotic episode in schizophrenia.

It could be that the meaning was not about outward expressions. The burning bush represents a nervous system, and the hallucinations springing from that system. They would be pictures from the deep, so to speak. (Moses / Leviathan)

I'm not posting this in opposition to your post, just presenting another take on it.

 

[cat of curiosity]

"god is a dick"

i think god may actually be a pussy. he takes in more than he puts out...

doesn't get in the mood often, only once every few generations...

violent for a short peroid (yeah) of time before being loving and compassionate again...

 

[eye exaggerate]

"god is a dick"

i think god may actually be a pussy. he takes in more than he puts out...

doesn't get in the mood often, only once every few generations...

violent for a short peroid (yeah) of time before being loving and compassionate again...

Something like the activity of the sun and how it corresponds to life on earth.

Speaking of, and not to derail, how does that affect carbon? (the sun's activity, that is...)

 

[cat of curiosity]

Something like the activity of the sun and how it corresponds to life on earth.

Speaking of, and not to derail, how does that affect carbon? (the sun's activity, that is...)

holy shit... i think you figured it out! god said let there be light... created life... shelters us in his light...

are you a prophet?

 

[eye exaggerate]

holy shit... i think you figured it out! god said let there be light... created life... shelters us in his light...

are you a prophet?

Are you fucking kidding me??

 

[cat of curiosity]

Are you fucking kidding me??

absolutely!

 

[eye exaggerate]

absolutely!

Fckn eh

 

[cat of curiosity]

Fckn eh

lmmfaoatm!

 

[polo the don]

I believe there HAS to be SOME facts or truth in the Bible, its such a big book, it cant be 100% pure fiction. There has to be some real characters and some real history, whatever that might be.



~PEACE~

The Harry Potter series has some big books.

Just sayin......