Anyone got any Puns?

[Foxyroxy420]

Post any puns!

Heres mine:
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

oh yes it has begun

 

[clint308]

yes it has fuck face !

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

i knew you would follow me...like a moth to a dying flame....and ya im a dyign flame....if you were confused at all.

at least i hope i die

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

I love pressing f5 its sooo refreshing.

 

[cat of curiosity]

Confucius say, it take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill in.

man who fart in church sit in own pew.

man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone.

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Confucius say, it take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill in.

man who fart in church sit in own pew.

man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone.

we used that excuse in high school when caught smoking lol confucious say man who stand on toilet high on pot!

 

[clint308]

i knew you would follow me...like a moth to a dying flame....and ya im a dyign flame....if you were confused at all.

at least i hope i die

Do what they tell you and moth off , can't you take a hint ?

 

[igothydrotoneverywhere]

darren, darren, darren, that does not help the sharper image! lol

 

[Foxyroxy420]

I love pressing f5 its sooo refreshing.

Bwahahaha lol!

 

[ChingOwn]

keep this up and you will all have to go to the punitentiary.

I would have been a doctor but i didnt have the patience.


I just threw up in my mouth a little after typing those.

 

[cat of curiosity]

keep this up and you will all have to go to the punitentiary.

I would have been a doctor but i didnt have the patience.


I just threw up in my mouth a little after typing those.

you mean patients? lol, s'all good...

 

[ChingOwn]

Im not really sure which one Is supposed to go there they both kinda work, in your language where feet can smell and a nose can run I get confused with the puns.