getting old . age and bitching post.

kinddiesel

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any body else notice there getting old ? fucking carried in an ac unit only 85 pounds. used to lift 100 POUNDS at work 100 times a day. darn side is hurting so bad . cant get off the couch to pee . my bitch post is those fucking pot holes stupid drivers and cheap patients that want free meds . sorry for this silly post just some ting different .
 

GrowinDad

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"All the years combined, they melt in to a dream" Robert Hunter

I know what you mean. Stomach can't handle the uber spicy food the mouth loves. Hangovers are not worth the party of the night before. And we start to wonder, would I forget so much if I hadn't been a pothead for so long.

On the other hand, kind of cool to grow old and still feel like a kid in so many ways. Attitude is young even as the body grows old...
 

charface

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I have to make the karate yell just to sit down.
Cold damp weather fucks with my back.
I had hardly toss off more than three times a day.
 
Oh my god. I have had 12 work related surgeries. I am 44 years old and my doctor says my body's equivalent to that of 70 year old. 3 on the left knee 3 on the left arm one on the right arm severed tendons severed digits. 4 herniated disc. I framed housed for 25 years. Hablo espanol, el pelon de jeffe

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GroErr

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Yeah, it's a double edged sword, everything hurts more, staying fit takes twice the work and 3x as long to recover. On the other hand, kids are grown, grandkids are great, traded in for a younger girlfriend, established in a decent business so I work less hours, it's all good. There are always trade-off's but I wouldn't want to go back in time... I was a fucking idiot in my 30's/40's, knew nothing but thought I knew everything and money ruled my life, fuck that shit...
 

Moldy

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All true the stories of getting old. I got 3 more months before retirement. Now everything you eat comes out different and mysterious looking. Think twice about farting too hard since the last time you crapped you pants in a casino and had to have the wife walk in back of you so everyone won't see you shit your pants. No biggy though, you'll get used to it and chuckle about it. Young girls talk so high and fast it sounds like gibberish, especially on the phone. You're used to the sound of your hearing device beeping since you forgot to change the battery again and again. I take Warfarin so every time I bump myself I get a big bruise or you just bleed through your skin and it leaves an old persons mark on you.

One thing though, the cops don't look for weed or anything when they pick you up when you look old... even when I ran a highway dick out of his lane one morning. haha
 

greenlikemoney

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Getting old's not so bad. Almost finished with working and going to spend retirement gardening. Maybe I should have just feckin' been a gardener. Haven't shit myself yet. Can still drink like a fish. Haven't got fat. Still feck like 3 dick dog. Can sleep like a teenager.
 

joe macclennan

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I have to make the karate yell just to sit down.
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lmao! hahah
Oh my god. I have had 12 work related surgeries. I am 44 years old and my doctor says my body's equivalent to that of 70 year old. 3 on the left knee 3 on the left arm one on the right arm severed tendons severed digits. 4 herniated disc. I framed housed for 25 years.
geesh man, that's rough. I framed for a while. and used to do lots of concrete work. I have aches and pains for sure. compared to you guys though....i'm a spring chicken
 
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