Can we get rid of STDs by labeling the drivers license?

[Nevaeh420]

I was thinking about a very practical way to get rid of AIDS.

The government just needs to label everyones drivers license with a STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease).

For example, if they have a STD, then there will be a mark on the back of theirs drivers license that indicate this person has an STD.

Before you sleep with someone, for the first time, you just need to look at the back of their drivers license to see if they are clean or safe to have unprotected sex with.

Its a prophecy of Mine that this will happen in the future, we need to do something about the epidemic.

I thought about this concept a few years ago, but I dont think I told anyone on RIU about this prophecy of Mine.

Check out My signature for many more novel prophecies, and to see why I believe I am Christ.

What do you guys think?

~PEACE~

 

[LITSWD]

Fuck that, tattoo it on their head. Or back of the neck. Only for AIDS, HIV, and herpes. And any other really bad shit that doesn't go away.

 

[mr sunshine]

Thumbs down!!!!

 

[GOD HERE]

I was thinking about a very practical way to get rid of AIDS.

The government just needs to label everyones drivers license with a STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease).

For example, if they have a STD, then there will be a mark on the back of theirs drivers license that indicate this person has an STD.

Before you sleep with someone, for the first time, you just need to look at the back of their drivers license to see if they are clean or safe to have unprotected sex with.

Its a prophecy of Mine that this will happen in the future, we need to do something about the epidemic.

I thought about this concept a few years ago, but I dont think I told anyone on RIU about this prophecy of Mine.

Check out My signature for many more novel prophecies, and to see why I believe I am Christ.

What do you guys think?

~PEACE~

Still trying to market your messianic credentials Naveah?

 

[tyler.durden]

This seems like a completely unfair idea, we don't want big brother to have any more knowledge or power over us than they already do. You wouldn't be so gung-ho on the idea if YOU had an STD. What if one's STD were cured after the stamp? When would the stamp be corrected? Secondly, it's ineffective: the person could easily contract an STD the day after they are cleared from a gov't check up. So, you'd have to get tested daily in order for this idea to even be an effective warning to others...

 

[racerboy71]

and what about the people who don't drive nor have driver's licenses? i know a lot of people who live in big cities such as nyc don't own a car nor a dl..

secondly, i can't imagine going out to say a bar, picking up some hotty, getting home, things start to get hot and heavy between the two of you and as she starts to unzip your fly, you interrupt the action with, umm, excuse me, but before you insert my hard penis in your mouth, may i please see your driver's license to make sure you're clean and clear, then you can go ahead with the bj afterwards, that is, if your record says you're good to go that is..

 

[LITSWD]

Kill people with AIDS. That's the only other option. And herpes. That stuff scares the shit out of me.

 

[racerboy71]

Kill people with AIDS. That's the only other option. And herpes. That stuff scares the shit out of me.

umm, yeah, ok.. sounds like a great plan of action to me..

 

[ThE sAtIvA hIgH]

why not just ask your farther to rid the world of these diseases , you know you being the son of god and all that , surely you can blagg a favour from pops ?

 

[frizzlegooch]

and what about the people who don't drive nor have driver's licenses? i know a lot of people who live in big cities such as nyc don't own a car nor a dl..

secondly, i can't imagine going out to say a bar, picking up some hotty, getting home, things start to get hot and heavy between the two of you and as she starts to unzip your fly, you interrupt the action with, umm, excuse me, but before you insert my hard penis in your mouth, may i please see your driver's license to make sure you're clean and clear, then you can go ahead with the bj afterwards, that is, if your record says you're good to go that is..

exactly what i was thinking , lol if anything youll notice their license afterwards.

 

[Nevaeh420]

Fuck that, tattoo it on their head. Or back of the neck. Only for AIDS, HIV, and herpes. And any other really bad shit that doesn't go away.

That would never happen in My Kingdom.

I would never make anyone get any tatoo.

But maybe if we "tatooed" or marked their ID, it would be fair for everyone.

~PEACE~

 

[Nevaeh420]

Still trying to market your messianic credentials Naveah?

Maybe, lol...

Regardless, if Im the Messiah or not, people deserve to KNOW if they potentially have a risk for contracting any STD, or not.

I know, for a fact, that most people (if not all people) that dont have a STD, dont want an STD. Why would anyone want an STD?

I believe this is a very practical solution to getting rid of the STD problem. This prophecy of Mine could be implemented any day now, it wouldnt take much, besides a law to be passed.

Everyone has a right to KNOW if they have the potential to contract an STD by some other person, BEFORE they have sex.

~PEACE~

 

[Nevaeh420]

This seems like a completely unfair idea, we don't want big brother to have any more knowledge or power over us than they already do.

This has nothing to do with "big brother", and everything to do with keeping people safe from STDs.

You wouldn't be so gung-ho on the idea if YOU had an STD.

If I had an STD, I would want to know about it: and I wouldnt want to spread My STD if I was a moral person. People with STDs have no right to spread their disease to others.

What if one's STD were cured after the stamp? When would the stamp be corrected?

Thats simple, the day after your cured of your STD and its no longer contagious, you go to get your NEW ID or drivers license, free of cost.

Secondly, it's ineffective: the person could easily contract an STD the day after they are cleared from a gov't check up. So, you'd have to get tested daily in order for this idea to even be an effective warning to others...

I think it would be fair to get tested for STDs every year or so, or maybe every time you renew your ID or drivers license.

You are correct, someone could possibly contract an STD the day after they got tested, BUT it still would reduce the chances of others getting a STD because those chances are low.

I would say, after a few generations, STDs would almost be non-existant.

~PEACE~

 

[Beefbisquit]

This has nothing to do with "big brother", and everything to do with keeping people safe from STDs.



If I had an STD, I would want to know about it: and I wouldnt want to spread My STD if I was a moral person. People with STDs have no right to spread their disease to others.



Thats simple, the day after your cured of your STD and its no longer contagious, you go to get your NEW ID or drivers license, free of cost.



I think it would be fair to get tested for STDs every year or so, or maybe every time you renew your ID or drivers license.

You are correct, someone could possibly contract an STD the day after they got tested, BUT it still would reduce the chances of others getting a STD because those chances are low.

I would say, after a few generations, STDs would almost be non-existant.

~PEACE~

 

[tyler.durden]

This has nothing to do with "big brother", and everything to do with keeping people safe from STDs.

It would have a LOT to do with big brother, since they run the DMV and would then have the data on who currently has an STD and who doesn't...

If I had an STD, I would want to know about it: and I wouldnt want to spread My STD if I was a moral person. People with STDs have no right to spread their disease to others.

If one wants to know if they have an STD, one can simply go to their doctor or a free clinic to be tested. People with STD don't have the right to spread them, but they do have the right to privacy. It is also everyone's right not to fuck someone until that other person is tested...

Thats simple, the day after your cured of your STD and its no longer contagious, you go to get your NEW ID or drivers license, free of cost.

The way it would work is that the DMV would have to confirm that one is no longer contagious; that would require them having testing facilities, probably not on-site and it would take much longer than a day if you've ever dealt with a gov't agency. Also, the cost of this testing would be enormous, and guess who would be paying that hefty charge? Us. Free of charge you say? Keep dreaming, that's not the way the world works...

I think it would be fair to get tested for STDs every year or so, or maybe every time you renew your ID or drivers license.

You think a lot of crazy shit, so what?

You are correct, someone could possibly contract an STD the day after they got tested, BUT it still would reduce the chances of others getting a STD because those chances are low.

Why are the chances low? The odds would be the same whether this program existed or not. Please expand on the logic of why the chances would be low of contracting an STD after a DMV clearance. You can't, of course, but it'll be amusing to see your attempt...

I would say, after a few generations, STDs would almost be non-existant.

Based on what? Let's see the figures you've worked out. Don't have any? No surprise. Here's a better idea, George, have you ever heard of CONDOMS??? They virtually eliminate the risk every single time. Duh...

 

[Nevaeh420]

and what about the people who don't drive nor have driver's licenses? i know a lot of people who live in big cities such as nyc don't own a car nor a dl..

Well, you have two options, a dichotomy, either you have sex with the person WITHOUT the drivers license or you dont have sex with them.

You would be taking a chance to sleep with someone who doesnt have their ID marked. They could be clean or they could have an STD, it would be your choice whether you take the chance to have sex with them or not.

Most people over 18 have at least an ID, that ID could be marked also for STDs.

secondly, i can't imagine going out to say a bar, picking up some hotty, getting home, things start to get hot and heavy between the two of you and as she starts to unzip your fly, you interrupt the action with, umm, excuse me, but before you insert my hard penis in your mouth, may i please see your driver's license to make sure you're clean and clear, then you can go ahead with the bj afterwards, that is, if your record says you're good to go that is..

That would be the chance YOU take.

In My kingdom, you would have the option of KNOWING whether the person has a STD or not.

You wouldnt have to check their ID if they have a STD or not, but it would be YOUR OPTION, to be safe.

Personally, I would rather be safe then sorry, and contract an STD. In My Kingdom, YOU would have this option of being safe, and free of STDs.

~PEACE~

 

[tyler.durden]

Well, you have two options, a dichotomy, either you have sex with the person WITHOUT the drivers license or you dont have sex with them.

You would be taking a chance to sleep with someone who doesnt have their ID marked. They could be clean or they could have an STD, it would be your choice whether you take the chance to have sex with them or not.

Most people over 18 have at least an ID, that ID could be marked also for STDs.



That would be the chance YOU take.

In My kingdom, you would have the option of KNOWING whether the person has a STD or not.

You wouldnt have to check their ID if they have a STD or not, but it would be YOUR OPTION, to be safe.

Personally, I would rather be safe then sorry, and contract an STD. In My Kingdom, YOU would have this option of being safe, and free of STDs.

~PEACE~

Okay, George, honesty time. Those girls you supposedly had sex with in the mental hospital, how did you know they were STD free?

 

[Nevaeh420]

why not just ask your farther to rid the world of these diseases , you know you being the son of god and all that , surely you can blagg a favour from pops ?

My real father owns a porta-potty company. My real father delivers porta-potties to people and companies so people can shit and piss in the porta-potty. My real father then cleans the porta-potty and picks them up and procedes to drop it off at a different location. Thats what My real father owns and does for a living. My real father was an immigrant from Portugal.

I dont know if I have a Father in heaven. I dont know. Its possible that God is My heavenly Father, but how would I know that with emperical evidence? (I have tried, but apparently) I cant even prove that Im Christ, so how can I attempt to prove God?

If God is omnipotent, then everything I have said came from God. If there is no God, everything I have said has come from Me. Either way, I have said what I have said, and I believe it is good.

Im sure if God were a human, He would be a lot like Me. He would want to help and fix things. He would have solutions to most of the worlds problems.

How do I ask God for a favor? Does God have a phone number? Can I write Him an email? Can I meet God in person? How does one go about asking God for a favor? I have prayed, but I dont know if prayer works. If prayer worked, I would ask God for a billion dollars, lol.

~PEACE~

 

[Red1966]

Screw stamping their ID. Brand it right on their forehead. That way I don't have to waste time talking to 'em if all I want is a piece. So,.... have you considered talking to a mental health professional?

 

[Hookabelly]

How would you even keep it current? You get a clean bill of health, a gold star on your D.L. then a week later contract herpes…..think about it