Death

[Zaehet Strife]

28 years young.

I don't want your fucking pity story. I don't want your sympathy either. This is a hypothetical question, to not only help me, but everyone else who may have ever thought the thought.

What do you think would be the fastest, most painless way to kill yourself?

Not saying I am going to do it, and I most likely wont, just wondering what the thoughts and opinions of others might be.

 

[Metasynth]

https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/673137-coping-suicide.html

 

[tyler.durden]

28 years young.

I don't want your fucking pity story. I don't want your sympathy either. This is a hypothetical question, to not only help me, but everyone else who may have ever thought the thought.

What do you think would be the fastest, most painless way to kill yourself?

Not saying I am going to do it, and I most likely wont, just wondering what the thoughts and opinions of others might be.

Hey, Z! Glad you qualified that, some people may have worried about you I think a bullet through the brain via the roof of the mouth is pretty fucking painless, and quick. If I were going to do it, I'd do that or shoot some H and take a nose dive off a sky scraper...

 

[mudminer]

Hafta go along with Tyler. Head shot or "hot shot". The freefall would be a bonus.

 

[charface]

Wrap your head in a wet towel.
12gauge in mouth
Toe in trigger.

The towel is for the sake of the one who finds you.

Its cleaner

 

[Wait, what?]

Run a hose from the tailpipe into the window of your car. The gas is actually pleasent

Personally, I'd do the headshot after taking out a certain child molester in the family

 

[Zaehet Strife]

Yeah, maybe jumping off a tall building after a sweet climb, and shoot yourself in the head right before you hit the ground!

But maybe it would be better to do something kind like taking out a child molester or something along those lines before cutting the line.

 

[Wait, what?]

What if you miss?

 

[charface]

What if you miss?

You cant miss gravity will work.
Oh you mean with the gun.

 

[Wait, what?]

Yeah, then he jumped for nothing

 

[charface]

Worse case scenario you end up like the kid that shotgunned his head almost
off and lived in agony for a few years.

His parents sued judas priest.
His finale years were shit

 

[Wait, what?]

I blame the neo conservative, dem, con lib reps

 

[charface]

I blame the neo conservative, dem, con lib reps

Absolutely.
Well said.

 

[Wait, what?]

It needed to be said

My work here is done

 

[charface]

Revret!!

 

[ProPheT 216]

Double barrel your face off, better do it right the first time tho

Everyone intuitively know their is a creator god, and that they aren't him. One of the most famous quotes of all time... "There are no atheists in foxholes"

 

[charface]

Alright op.
Dont kill yourself.
M'kay?????
Its stoopit...

 

[Nitegazer]

28 years young.

I don't want your fucking pity story. I don't want your sympathy either. This is a hypothetical question, to not only help me, but everyone else who may have ever thought the thought.

What do you think would be the fastest, most painless way to kill yourself?

Not saying I am going to do it, and I most likely wont, just wondering what the thoughts and opinions of others might be.

If you want serious help finding a technique, I would Google 'Painless Suicide Techniqes'-- lots of good info, and you'll find better information that what most of us stoners can provide. There are a surprising number of sites on the topic.

Then again, this thread might just be for some laughs; if so, rock on.

 

[mudminer]

Wrap your head in a wet towel.
12gauge in mouth
Toe in trigger.

The towel is for the sake of the one who finds you.

Its cleaner

Very thoughtful. I like it.

 

[ULEN]

Yeah, then he jumped for nothing

Lmao. Missed his exit. Next stop, crumbled pavement.