Best Hiding Places?

ProHuman

ProHuman

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Maybe he had the exact same TV at home, but took out the guts, and hid his stuff inside it....
... and instead of throwing away the perfectly good remote that was left, he decided to take your TV.
 
ProHuman

ProHuman

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Yea, but we are talking about hiding places, so I thought I would throw that one in there.
Years ago, I had one of those old floor model TVs that didn't work, and I used it as a TV stand for the one that did work. I stored some stuff inside the back, cuz when it had lots of room back there. Only a couple of screws held the back piece of cardboard on it.
 
Red1966

Red1966

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A friend removed the tube from an old console TV an put a fish tank in there. Looked pretty cool.
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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In high school I would hide weed in the inside pocket of my suit jacket.
On weekend I went for my bag and it was gone.

Almost came out and admitted to my parents I hid it there and was ready to accept the punishment, just end the mental suffering.
Never admitted it though.
Months went by and a relative died.
When it came time to dress for the funeral I put on my suit jacket
and low and behold my pot appeared on the floor!

Somehow I put the bag in the sleeve and not the pocket.
Happiest funeral ever.
 
killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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I hid something up my butt once......now i have colitis and irritable bowel syndrome. I highly recommend another option. Let me think.......

I got it. Buy a coathanger tube (yeah, the one in the closet where one slides into the other. you may need to put hair around the bigger pipe before you can slide the smaller pipe IN). Stick al yer rolled up loot in there ya gangsta's!! No one will ever find it. Another good one: take apart a tv,...wait maybe that's not such a good idea. Ok, i got it. Roll up all those andrew jacksons, my brutha, and slide them into the chambers of yer six-shooters. The rozzers ull never find em!!!! Oh, carry the shell cartridges in your pocket. You never know when you might need to load the gun, especialluy in 'Murka.

Seriously, some of these guys on riu are just to easy to lampoon. ok, now that i've had a laugh, and to prove i'm not a total a-hole, i will dispense some gems. Cops and robbers look for the obvious. Medications not safe for kids, Safes are Greatttttttt!!!!!! For c n r, not so good. usually they hold a gun to your head and make you open it. you are so rattled you fuck it up, they get angry, decide to off you and now your effin dead. They take safe to ye locale safecracker and give hime 2k for opening the safe. Someone's richer and your mutilated or dead.

I know how to drywall and plaster. in a past life, as a wage slave for a capitalist pig, i acquired many construction skills. I can hide $10, 000, 000 in the averaged bungalow/ranch house. Guess what? Any guy like me can come along and find it given enough time/ ruthlessness. In my book, the safest place for money is: a) buried in a 50 gallon plastic drum after having been vacuum-sealed by you and buried by you, with no witnesses and b) in a bank, far, far away. Not in another galaxy, however, but offshore. Learn currency limits. Go on vacation. Get bank account. Deposit $. Never tell gov't that issues you a passport of the existence of said account. If you believe i've been helpful: think happy thoughts about me and tell your buddies here KES isn't an a-hole just a stoner with a fucked up sense of humour. If you feel I'm still an a-hole, lob tomatoes, shit or whatever else comes to mind. Either way, it's all good my bruthas............



kill em softly

let it rip
 
killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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oh, just so no federal agencies charge me as an accesory to money laundering or whatever federal charge they have in the 30, 000 or more federal statutes that they pull out of their ass to make you wrong and your lawyer the bearer of bad news: i'm retarded. I have cerebral palsy, i drool, i have a wet maid becasue i'm incontinent, i'm in a wheelchair and i'm retarded. Wait, how can i be retarded twice? That's right, i'm twice as retarded as the average retard. Now, where do i turn myself in.......?
 
killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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by the way. the reason i specified a 50 gal PLASTIC drum is....drumroll please........metal detectors. Yes, plastic can still be found with ground penetrating radar you hairsplitting bastard you. However, most cops or robbers don't have access to said equipment let alone the wherewithal to use it. See, told ya i'm not a total a-hole, now....where do i turn myself in? I want three squares a day, cable, and long, soapy showers this weed growing thing just aint working out.
 
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schuylaar

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m3d1c1n3man said:
What's a good place, and I mean REALLY good place to stash something? I'm not talking about hiding a sack from your mother, I mean robbers ransacked your house for an hour and still didn't find it. Not just weed, but money, or anything valuable of reasonable size. And don't say a safe because many can be carried away, and even heavy ones have a bull's eye on them saying "I'm in here!" I'm thinking inside the walls... anything else?
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the heavy ones are bolted down through the carpet into the concrete and if you move, the company comes and moves it free of charge..i have the kind with glass inside, goes for a thousand and that baby ain't going anywhere:mrgreen:
 
m3d1c1n3man

m3d1c1n3man

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ChingOwn said:
Safes do work well as long as you bolt them to the floor from the inside (of the safe) that way they cant be stolen check out some old episodes of It takes a thief from the discovery channel to get some good ideas.
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LOL I saw that show, that's how I know someone can just carry a safe out the door ;)
 
m3d1c1n3man

m3d1c1n3man

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Wait said:
Get a post office box and mail it to yourself

Edited: Unless it's weed, but money, mail it to yourself. Nothing safer than a PO box
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except postal workers access it every day, and if it fills up they start to take stuff out of it... :-?
 
m3d1c1n3man

m3d1c1n3man

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Red1966 said:
Yes. Obviously not a very smart burglar. Or nearly blind, one or the other. The remote was actually on the TV. He had to move it to steal the TV. I don't think a pawn shop will even take a TV without the remote. The TV is inoperable without it, The only control actually on the TV is a power button.
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he just wanted to sell it for meth
 
Red1966

Red1966

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killemsoftly said:
I hid something up my butt once......now i have colitis and irritable bowel syndrome. I highly recommend another option. Let me think....... I got it. Buy a coathanger tube (yeah, the one in the closet where one slides into the other. you may need to put hair around the bigger pipe before you can slide the smaller pipe IN). Stick al yer rolled up loot in there ya gangsta's!! No one will ever find it. Another good one: take apart a tv,...wait maybe that's not such a good idea. Ok, i got it. Roll up all those andrew jacksons, my brutha, and slide them into the chambers of yer six-shooters. The rozzers ull never find em!!!! Oh, carry the shell cartridges in your pocket. You never know when you might need to load the gun, especialluy in 'Murka. Seriously, some of these guys on riu are just to easy to lampoon. ok, now that i've had a laugh, and to prove i'm not a total a-hole, i will dispense some gems. Cops and robbers look for the obvious. Medications not safe for kids, Safes are Greatttttttt!!!!!! For c n r, not so good. usually they hold a gun to your head and make you open it. you are so rattled you fuck it up, they get angry, decide to off you and now your effin dead. They take safe to ye locale safecracker and give hime 2k for opening the safe. Someone's richer and your mutilated or dead. I know how to drywall and plaster. in a past life, as a wage slave for a capitalist pig, i acquired many construction skills. I can hide $10, 000, 000 in the averaged bungalow/ranch house. Guess what? Any guy like me can come along and find it given enough time/ ruthlessness. In my book, the safest place for money is: a) buried in a 50 gallon plastic drum after having been vacuum-sealed by you and buried by you, with no witnesses and b) in a bank, far, far away. Not in another galaxy, however, but offshore. Learn currency limits. Go on vacation. Get bank account. Deposit $. Never tell gov't that issues you a passport of the existence of said account. If you believe i've been helpful: think happy thoughts about me and tell your buddies here KES isn't an a-hole just a stoner with a fucked up sense of humour. If you feel I'm still an a-hole, lob tomatoes, shit or whatever else comes to mind. Either way, it's all good my bruthas............ kill em softly let it rip
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Take whatever it was you shoved up your butt out and the colitis and irritable bowel syndrome will go away.
 
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