Top 3 Most Punchable

Pinworm

Pinworm

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So, who are you guys aching to sock in the balls, or kick in the cunt? That bartender that cut you off? That stupid broad in the food court in the mall?

Pics aren't necessary, but welcome.
 
Silly String

Silly String

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I'd like to pummel the "friend" on facebook who was blathering on about "how it is our Christian duty this Easter season to forgive the sinners, like the homosexuals and divorcees". ????

WTF? I get so tired of her self-righteous crap.

This is the same "friend" who got drunk and fucked a married dude on my livingroom couch after a barbeque last year. Ick! My kid was in the other room, awake, while she did that! No one sits on that couch anymore except the cats. (they like the rotten tuna smell, I guess).

This wasn't her first married dude, either. She tends to go for those "taken" types.

Anyway, I want all three of my punch opportunities, and any more that no one is using, for her.
 
kmog33

kmog33

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Silly String said:
I'd like to pummel the "friend" on facebook who was blathering on about "how it is our Christian duty this Easter season to forgive the sinners, like the homosexuals and divorcees". ????

WTF? I get so tired of her self-righteous crap.

This is the same "friend" who got drunk and fucked a married dude on my livingroom couch after a barbeque last year. Ick! My kid was in the other room, awake, while she did that! No one sits on that couch anymore except the cats. (they like the rotten tuna smell, I guess).

This wasn't her first married dude, either. She tends to go for those "taken" types.

Anyway, I want all three of my punch opportunities, and any more that no one is using, for her.
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You can have my last one I only had two partners.

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Silly String

Silly String

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Pinworm said:
Ok, I'll say mine -

  1. That gnarly-bum-crust that called me a skank-bitch last week in SF (I still gave him $3 in change, then told him to come by my place anytime for a shower, drink, and some grub)
  2. My garbage man. He says I don't know how to place my cans correctly. What a dick.
  3. Mario Lopez
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The first two, I get, but why Mario Lopez?
 
Silly String

Silly String

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frizzlegooch said:
an old boss of mine that was a racist prick,
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It's taken me two years, but I've finally gotten over wanting to beat my last shitty boss. I would probably run him over with my car, if the mall parking lot were dark and deserted, and I happened to be there after seeing a late movie or something. But, I don't actively seek him out for beating opportunities anymore.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Dyna Ryda said:
Mitch McConnell, everyone in the dea, kanye west
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nice one with the kanye dyna.. biggest douche ever, even bigger than arjan.. what an eff'in tool bag that guy is..
for me it'd be kanya, and kim..
honey boo boo and her stupid ass mom
the parents from that show, 222 kids and my uterus is falling out, god, how i hate those people..
the idiot who invented the auto tune and killed off good music
arjan for bringing his crap genetics to small corners of the world and thinking he's doing them a favor, as if.. total d bag

i could go on and on, and yeah, that's way over three, sue me.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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I want to punch mike dantoni... that stupid slut from that one tyler perry movie where that bitch works for a match maker dating site then she cheats like the dirty ho she is and ends up getting aids at the end..and every fucken guy that you see getting raped in prison movies u know the guy thats just taking it with tears in his eyes.. that pisses he off fight do something ...
 
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