urban1026835
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Old crow great, They used to sell old G(german) around here, what we used to get the underage "thugs" who asked us to get them some OLE E ..."sorry, man thought you said OLD G" hahah
Top 3 Most Punchable
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Hookabelly
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She's not judging you but making you a tasty offer
Pinworm
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I see what you did here, and I love you again.
bu$hleaguer
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I'd punch that sorry fuck Tyler Perry where her Adam's apple should be. Fuck that twat. Her movies are always terrible and she knows if she just puts a ton of black people in them at least she'll sell some tickets regardless of whether the movie has a modicum of value or not- which they do do not. Fuckin grapefruit sized dingleberry can tongue punch my dead grandma's fart box and die. Fuck her.
chewberto
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Every person who prefers pills over cannabis, I would like to throat chop them and anal fist them after jamming a turkey Baster full of cold cannabis oil up their ass
That fat piece of shit Christie. I would love to hoagie jam my fist straight through the back of his neck.
The rest of you stupid ass fucking idiot piece of shit losers, you know who you are. Yeah I would love to just sit down with you, explain just how fucking retarded you are, an then elbow bash your face until you looked like Momar gadaffi
That fat piece of shit Christie. I would love to hoagie jam my fist straight through the back of his neck.
The rest of you stupid ass fucking idiot piece of shit losers, you know who you are. Yeah I would love to just sit down with you, explain just how fucking retarded you are, an then elbow bash your face until you looked like Momar gadaffi
Pinworm
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Lady-boys, and gentle-dudes...the new winner.
Silly String
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Everybody that I said I wanted to punch....I actually want to give them to Chewberto. Way better than my way.
Pinworm
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I'll switch my answer, and toss all my punches to Chewy, too. That's like several punches for him now right?
ChingOwn
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Im gonna start taking pills just so I get the turkey baster
Silly String
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Many Reps, ChingOwn, if I still had the capabilities.
frizzlegooch
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babies gotta be the most punchable
Silly String
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Pshaw. I buy "Monarch" -- the cheapest there is up here (Oregon). Still gets the job done with enough mixer and lime. Not very subtle of her, Ms Judgie Pants.
mr sunshine
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Thunderbird holmes...
ChingOwn
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and here I thought it was donkeys
Donkey punch is a slang term for a fictitious sexual practice supposedly performed during doggy style sex, particularly anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner on the back of the head or in the lower back to make the receiving partner's anal or vaginal passage tense up, thus increasing the pleasure of the penetrative partner. In fact, there is no reflex in humans that would cause such tensing in response to a blow on the head, although striking a partner on the back of the neck or head could cause severe, even lethal injury.
Further:
Sex columnist Dan Savage has discussed the alleged practice on several occasions. In 2004, Savage referred to the donkey punch as "a sex act that exists only in the imaginations of adolescent boys,"[4] adding "no one has ever attempted "the Pirate," just as no one has ever performed a Hot Karl, delivered a Donkey Punch, or inserted an Icy Mike. They’re all fictions.
I did do the rodeo one time didnt last eight seconds though, she was stronger than she looked.
I forgot why I felt the need to post that doesn't really go with the flow sorry.
ChingOwn
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tounge punch has been filed for later use
bu$hleaguer
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There's this shit stain who comes into work with her daughter all the time. The other day she came in and complained about how someone over charged her $.60 last time she was there. Her husband actually later called me to treat me like his bitch and tell me how upset he was about it too. I looked his ass up on Google after the call and he owns a major medical surgery facility, rich bastard. 60 motherfucking cents.
I'd like to spray WD-40 in her eyes and light her face on fire, then put on soccer cleats and stamp it out so her face looks worse than her acne scarred daughter. Fuck her too by the way.
For him, I'd like to capture a vulture and feed it nothing but bottom shelf tequila. After a week or so of nothing but small shots of tequila, it will be in a flesh eating drunken craze. It's at this point I would put it in a clear trash bag and tie it around this stupid fuck's dumb ass mug. Listening to his retarded screams would only make me laugh harder, and I'd light up a J while his face slowly gets shredded until it looks like 80/20 hamburger meat. Fuck you, you dick.
I'd like to spray WD-40 in her eyes and light her face on fire, then put on soccer cleats and stamp it out so her face looks worse than her acne scarred daughter. Fuck her too by the way.
For him, I'd like to capture a vulture and feed it nothing but bottom shelf tequila. After a week or so of nothing but small shots of tequila, it will be in a flesh eating drunken craze. It's at this point I would put it in a clear trash bag and tie it around this stupid fuck's dumb ass mug. Listening to his retarded screams would only make me laugh harder, and I'd light up a J while his face slowly gets shredded until it looks like 80/20 hamburger meat. Fuck you, you dick.
Silly String
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I love Dan Savage. I never chimed in on the "3 most fuckables" thread, but Dan's on mine, just cause he's cool/blunt as shit. Sadly, I don't think I'm his type.
Silly String
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60 cents? That's like, 1/13th of a bottle of Old Crow or Monarch whiskey to me.
Just kidding.
Give her to Chewy to dispose of.
Hookabelly
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It's always the same ones...