domread1985
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i have been gone for a little bit and then i come back to this girls leave my pubs butt and anything else you can think of out of this. 
Attn ALL Female Members of RIU
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korvette1977
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LOL....All in good fun...I've never actually done anything to an unconscious person. No, wait...I have a good friends who's a witch...she passed out and we decided to write I love jesus on her forehead.
I passed out while at a party back when i was in college When i woke up every condiment from the fridge was on me and they shaved off my eyebrows ... I got even ..I fucked the guys girlfriend and filmed it .. then mailed it to him and his fraternity brothers .......
Stoney McFried
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We're just kidding. 
Ouch, damn!i have been gone for a little bit and then i come back to this girls leave my pubs butt and anything else you can think of out of this.
Lacy
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Oh please. It has happened to me and f*k all was done about it.
Ok 
smiles
Jusy kidding. (shrugs shoulders and looks around)
Seriously. i would never do any such thing. Lets not even go there.
Opps...damn..did I forget the smiley faces???I would never personally stick a dildo in an unconscious person's ass. I just suggested that if it was done, it should have a smiley face on it.
Ok smiles Jusy kidding. (shrugs shoulders and looks around)
If you say so...
Note to self , Never pass out in a room with stoney .. ok its noted ..
now thats funy.LOL....All in good fun...I've never actually done anything to an unconscious person. No, wait...I have a good friends who's a witch...she passed out and we decided to write I love jesus on her forehead.
Well girls we be girls.i have been gone for a little bit and then i come back to this girls leave my pubs butt and anything else you can think of out of this.
OMG..payback a bitch and so are you.
We're just kidding.
Ouch, damn!
I have some falling asleep stories too.
I went to sleep once and when i woke up the guy in the cell next to me was getting raped instead of going to breakfast.
Once I woke up and the guyus feet were banging so hard against the sheet metal wall that It was echoing in the cellblock. Turns out he hung himself and none of the gaurds found him for 45 minutes.
Funny college stories
I went to sleep once and when i woke up the guy in the cell next to me was getting raped instead of going to breakfast.
Once I woke up and the guyus feet were banging so hard against the sheet metal wall that It was echoing in the cellblock. Turns out he hung himself and none of the gaurds found him for 45 minutes.
Funny college stories
Wikidbchofthewst
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Sign me upOne day..we shall have a toking contest! Hiya!
I met my match 2 years ago, his name was David.
Will stubborn pride do?
Don't you know the rules? Whoever passes out first gets fucked with, it's a moral imperative (who knows what movie that's from? If you know, you are a GOLDEN GOD!!)If you say so...
Note to self , Never pass out in a room with stoney .. ok its noted ..
I'm usually too paranoid to fall asleep around people I don't know. And a lot of people I DO know...
Once a guy fell asleep first, and when he woke up, one of his eyebrows had been shaved off and relocated to just under his nose, to look like a little Hitler-stacheLOL....All in good fun...I've never actually done anything to an unconscious person. No, wait...I have a good friends who's a witch...she passed out and we decided to write I love jesus on her forehead.
I have some falling asleep stories too.
I went to sleep once and when i woke up the guy in the cell next to me was getting raped instead of going to breakfast.
Once I woke up and the guyus feet were banging so hard against the sheet metal wall that It was echoing in the cellblock. Turns out he hung himself and none of the gaurds found him for 45 minutes.
Funny college stories
you win
Stoney McFried
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Yeah, stories that end in a cornholing followed by a hanging always win.
Twistyman
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Hi wikid...yeah I've got yahoo mess. but don't know what to do yet.. I'm up to my eyeballs in cops & arson people...(the apt building next door burned down yesterday)..28 families homeless..
ALX420
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wow that sucks.Hi wikid...yeah I've got yahoo mess. but don't know what to do yet.. I'm up to my eyeballs in cops & arson people...(the apt building next door burned down yesterday)..28 families homeless..
hope they dont blame the stoner next door.
Wikidbchofthewst
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Here's what you do Twist: You sign onto yahoo messenger, add my to your list, and then it'll send me a little thing to add you to MY list, and I'll worry about the rest.
Wikidbchofthewst
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I actually need help from the women here...
Anyone ever thrown a bridal shower before? Cuz yeah....I haven't, but I'm going to be throwing one...shit, in a little more than 2 weeks.
I need help with TWO things. I need to know if you guys know any good bridal shower games. There's this one I want to do, where you have someone stand on one end of the room with a broom stick, or some kind of stick between their legs, and someone starts at the other end of the room with a toilet paper roll between their legs, and they have to make it across the room and get the roll on the stick without using their hands.
lol, I like that one. Anyone know any fun games?
And prizes....what the hell do you give for the prizes. I have to buy them....I just don't know what kind of things you give out....I was thinking like bath and body works type stuff...??
Help!
Anyone ever thrown a bridal shower before? Cuz yeah....I haven't, but I'm going to be throwing one...shit, in a little more than 2 weeks.
I need help with TWO things. I need to know if you guys know any good bridal shower games. There's this one I want to do, where you have someone stand on one end of the room with a broom stick, or some kind of stick between their legs, and someone starts at the other end of the room with a toilet paper roll between their legs, and they have to make it across the room and get the roll on the stick without using their hands.
lol, I like that one. Anyone know any fun games?
And prizes....what the hell do you give for the prizes. I have to buy them....I just don't know what kind of things you give out....I was thinking like bath and body works type stuff...??
Help!
Sharpie rainbow packs and homemade purses
Wikidbchofthewst
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lmao, why is it that when I actually need help from the women I get answers from you guys?
Naked Twister is already on the list fdd, thanks anyways.
Naked Twister is already on the list fdd, thanks anyways.
Wikidbchofthewst
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No, those are like party favors, I already plan on getting those kinds of things. Actually I think I'm going to make penis shaped cookies....and I saw this penish shaped confetti once....but yeah, anyways, those are like, favors, gag gifts.
But you actually have to have prizes for the games....not penis pops.
But you actually have to have prizes for the games....not penis pops.
Lacy
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Oh dear lord wikid hon.
You aren't seriously gonna listen to any of these guys are you?
You aren't seriously gonna listen to any of these guys are you?
Wikidbchofthewst
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What would be so wrong with that? What are you saying Lacy? HMMMMMM? lol
Lacy
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Haha.
well if you are the one licking them all the time,...perhapsi guess this why my wife is mad at me
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