And I am so high...
How about some "New Wallet" pR0n!?!?!?
I got tired of worrying about whether (emphasis on the "h", and again on every printing you now see of the word "emphasis") or not I had my wallet in my riding pants or my jacket pocket whilst bounding about the countryside on my bad motorscooter, or worrying as to whether ("h") or not it (the wallet in question, and of the tri-fold persuasion) had been brutally ripped from the back pocket of my trousers during record-breaking top speed runs that are now, quite frankly, approaching Mach speeds.
Made in America.
With American cowhide.
By Americans, or soon-to-be-Americans.