How do I pass a piss test

Pinworm

Pinworm

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ProHuman said:
I tried that "Urine Luck" product and failed the test. Was a good job, too.
They sent me to a hospital, and the lab techs knew i added something to my sample. They asked if I had altered or added anything to my cup, which I denied, but then they wanted me to go take the test again, ... I failed.
You only get your 200% money back if you provide proof of the failed test. What am I going to say? "Can I get a copy of that test, since I want to get twice my money back for this product?"

There are 2 different ways I have been tested in my life.
1. Instant test cup.
--- These are the cups with the little test strips on the side, that can easily be fooled.
2. Go to a Lab.
--- These technicians are well versed in dilutants, synthetics, and additives. You will fail these.

If your piss is dirty, hope your employer uses the 1st type of test. Otherwise, find a new job.
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^this
 
noobled

noobled

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ProHuman said:
I tried that "Urine Luck" product and failed the test. Was a good job, too.
They sent me to a hospital, and the lab techs knew i added something to my sample. They asked if I had altered or added anything to my cup, which I denied, but then they wanted me to go take the test again, ... I failed.
You only get your 200% money back if you provide proof of the failed test. What am I going to say? "Can I get a copy of that test, since I want to get twice my money back for this product?"

There are 2 different ways I have been tested in my life.
1. Instant test cup.
--- These are the cups with the little test strips on the side, that can easily be fooled.
2. Go to a Lab.
--- These technicians are well versed in dilutants, synthetics, and additives. You will fail these.

If your piss is dirty, hope your employer uses the 1st type of test. Otherwise, find a new job.
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yea its insta test cup i am wondering if i mix half real urine and half fake urine what the results would be i am just really nervous and concerned
and you read all over the internet nobody knows really...trial and error
 
green217

green217

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i have beat many instant "dip test" ua's. Drink water, alot of fing water. This is what i do: get a 32oz gatoraide bottle fill it up and drink the whole thing chug it. Try and drink 3 of them in a row or as fast as u can. I use about room temp water being that i can drink it faster and your body doesn't have to work as hard to proccess it. I drink coffee in between the bottles of water(after the initial 100oz that i chug). Now just sit back and if u can put more water in your system drink more then when u finally pee for the first time note how yellow the water is, and how bubbly it is. Now drink another 32oz bottle of room temp water after u pee. Sit back drink a cup a coffee and wait till u got to pee again. Keep doing this until your urine is CLEAR. I mean clear no sign of yellow and no bubbles left in the toliet water after pissing either. Once you reach this point you are ready to take your ua. Keep drinking water every time u piss up until your ua. You will pass if u do this, i've done it many times. Although it doesn't work well with a ua that gets sent to a lab for thorough analysis. If it goes to a lab nothing will show but it will come back as abnormally diluted, and more than likely they will piss u again but this can buy u an extra week at least to get clean. A start drinking 1.5-2 hours before the test. Hope this helps.
DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY on bs products. I've never seen them work, and know a few people who have tried. But like i stated earlier i use the water technique myself and works flawlessly if u are able to hold down alot of water. This method only temporarily cleans your system for the test. As soon as your piss turns back yellow you'll be dirty again. Just drink a ass load of water and you'll pass.
 
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ProHuman

ProHuman

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Another tidbit of info to help pass a test is to pee in the cup midstream.
In other words, start peeing in the urinal or toilet first, then move the cup into the stream.
I have read that the bad stuff is more concentrated in your pee when you start.
 
green217

green217

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ProHuman said:
Another tidbit of info to help pass a test is to pee in the cup midstream.
In other words, start peeing in the urinal or toilet first, then move the cup into the stream.
I have read that the bad stuff is more concentrated in your pee when you start.
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yep, i do that too. But the main thing is get that piss clear just like your pissing water.
 
beastbub

beastbub

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hyroot said:
no I am not. I just made that up...ancient chinese secret sounds better lmao
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lol oh fuck, indian sounds better, cuz they re always connected to pot smoking whereas chinese people get excuted for having an oz of weed in pocket :P

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