hahaha yea.. groosssall I know if it was reversed, I wouldn't wanna put my dick in a black vagina haha.
THAT'S SOMETHING I WOULD DO! lmao! I did something with glue... shit, I'm trying to.. oh yeah, surgical tape stickiness left all over my neck and stuff, so I hit it with toilet paper. Then I couldn't get it off. I had all this fuckin' toilet paper stuck to the front of my neck, I looked so stupid.Well, I am a complete idiot. Today I had to go into work early for a conference call. I woke up groggy and just grabbed the first pair of clean pants on the hanger and a work shirt. So here I am at work and look down and there is a hole about the size of a quarter right where my crotch is? WTF? I remember these pants were getting worn out and I gave them to the wife and asked her to throw them away. FUCK, looks like she washed them and put them right back on the hanger.
So now the dee-da-dee moment: I am wearing some bright red boxers and I when speaking to customers, it was showing through. I already tried leaving my shirt untucked but nothing. So my pants are a high gloss black and I get the bright idea to use a permanent marker and color my boxers black in that area for a quick fix. So I color in the red and think everything is cool. It has been about an hour and I have to take a piss.....
THE FUCKING INK LEAKED THROUGH AND MY DICK IS COLORED BLACK IN SPOTS!!!!
Yep, fan-fucking-tastic. Anybody know how long permanent marker takes to come off the skin? I am not going to be scrubbing my manhood with any chemicals or anything either! Fuck my life today....
??? taped your boobs down???
whyy??
tried to flash someone?
No offense, I'm a guy...they were, and they still were after you taped them down. We're guys, we look at boobs. It's what we do.Nah, I was singing karaoke...I was drunk...I felt like folks were staring at my titties....
No offense, I'm a guy...they were, and they still were after you taped them down. We're guys, we look at boobs. It's what we do.
whoooo, next it will be on the bar dancing with no shirt and no tape >.<
jk