5 word story

[rowlman]

swallowed a bottle of drain-o

 

[rowlman]

' that would be the crystals '

 

[cat of curiosity]

it was some good shit

 

[Hookabelly]

Until he crapped out intestines

 

[cat of curiosity]

which left room for beer

 

[Hookabelly]

But could only drink stout

 

[cat of curiosity]

then shit out guts again

 

[a senile fungus]

Need to rehydrate and fast!

 

[cat of curiosity]

TO THE BEER STORE, STAT!

 

[a senile fungus]

I make my own beer.

 

[a senile fungus]

Nice source of CO2, too

 

[cat of curiosity]

that's technically not five words...

 

[tytheguy111]

Said the cat as he

 

[cat of curiosity]

sat on his lazy ass

 

[spazatak]

and got the dog to lick

 

[cat of curiosity]

his sweaty balls for awhile

 

[tytheguy111]

But then mom came home

 

[Kdog988]

And lent him a hand

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[cat of curiosity]

the dog, in his lust

 

[tytheguy111]

Licked the fish smelling pussy