5 word story

tytheguy111 · May 3, 2014

And pans like I'm Oprah

a senile fungus · May 3, 2014

You get a new whale!

spazatak · May 3, 2014

just don't call him Moby

gR33nDav3l0l · May 3, 2014

got stains on my fingers

spazatak · May 3, 2014

its red and smells like

a senile fungus · May 3, 2014

fresh strawberries. The organic variety.

gR33nDav3l0l · May 3, 2014

they rip me off tho

a senile fungus · May 3, 2014

over charged for lesser quality

gR33nDav3l0l · May 3, 2014

half weren't even berries, fuck

a senile fungus · May 3, 2014

Lol, it was half straw

spazatak · May 3, 2014

so I made a screcrow

gR33nDav3l0l · May 3, 2014

he likes to drink early

spazatak · May 3, 2014

and fuck late due to

UncleReemis · May 3, 2014

his passion for moonlight poontang

gR33nDav3l0l · May 3, 2014

when it rains, it pours

Kdog988 · May 3, 2014

Tears from my deep soul

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spazatak · May 3, 2014

so I slam that poontang

tytheguy111 · May 3, 2014

On a table like homework

a senile fungus · May 3, 2014

After I ace the test

spazatak · May 3, 2014

Im going to break into