mahlye
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I wouldn't try to fight, I'd try to avoid any confrontation. I'm just saying, if I had to, I would not try to look powerful. that is when the hair grease will be thrown on me..but what do I know? I've never been
How to survive prison?
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I wouldn't try to fight, I'd try to avoid any confrontation. I'm just saying, if I had to, I would not try to look powerful. that is when the hair grease will be thrown on me..but what do I know? I've never been
That hair grease is a bitch. Also lotion, shaving cream,and anything else that heats up like an oil.
mahlye
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wow. how hostile must one be to render cosmetic products as weapons?
Token
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Dude I would fill bad for your the first night your Celle would put a shite over your torso and hold you down and use a gym sock with a lock r soap r anything with a lot of mass in it and bet you til there's nothing left but a blood spot r the guards come don't go in thinking you've been thought to fight and so you know how, it's way different when someone coming at you with no fear. Or they will all make fun of you calling you FAG (Fake Ass Guy) after being someones bitch, go in set tight and when someone comes at you with disrespect then nut it up and be a man.
No disrespect I'm sure your a black belt or whatever but even at martial artist fights you all have skills when your not fighting but then you put two of ya'll in the ring and It looks like a girlie fight with one guy hiding from the other fighter til he sees his chance to strike It won't happen like that there it will be a lot of fist thrown and little blocking they won't kick either til your on the ground cause you give up your balance to throw a kick.
mahlye
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if your saying that I'd get beaten and raped or what not in prison because I am not primitive enough to survive among my jail mates, then you are wrong. you have no idea what my experiences are. I do not even feel the need to further counter this post.
High4Life
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Yea man too right id be shitting bricks too.........
all us only pretend to grow weed or smoke weed this is just play fun 2 us .
you should read all that advise carfully
roofer
Active Member
cosmetic comes after,first you get boiling water with sugar,here in the UK.Very sweet.seen that more than the ass thing....
Token
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Not saying that at all just saying you go in say I know martial arts thats whats going to happen
korvette1977
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What a joke ,,Your still a fucking kid .. How much martial arts exp could you have .. You would be passed around for loose cigarettes . Big bad tough guy from East burg..LOL In a real jail your name would be MAYTAG,,, cause you would be doing Bubba's laundry.......
This is the kid who was driving around smashing mailbox's with a ball bat ..
Philly_Buddah
New Member
Im not even gonna lie...if shit goes down in prison and I gotta fight a big ass dude...Im gettin my ass beat bad lol. Im a average height-skinny dude, I can only do so much. I dont know any fuckin martial arts either, and even if I did that shit wont help in there really. Even at DH they were taking socks filled with rocks or some shit and beating this kid, u can imagine how much worse it would be in prison.
MoePunn
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Listen fellas U want to survive in prison? I can sum this up in less than 50 words watch; "If ur a pussy & u gotta do sum time, if ur Black become Muslim , White shave ur head, Spanish become a "M or N" otherwise ur fucked & I mean that literally (with 19 words to spare)...
B..
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unless youve done something completely crazy you are not going to the butt rape center. most prisons are filled with a gang of people who basically fucked up. yeah theres fights and u gotta watch yaself, you definitely can get stabbed and doused with boiling water. but the rape thing only happens in the prisons with the serious crazies. for one nowadays theres so many gays in there that you wouldnt need to rape any one. give that faggot a pack of smokes and youll save yourself the 10 years for an institutional rape charge.
this is what i learned to survive when i was locked..
1 dont walk around like a tough guy, dont be a pansy but dont take no shit..
2 theres a million uses for toothpaste learn them.
3 mind your business,
4 fuck that shit about shaving your head if your white if your black only hang with blacks. unless your in for triple homicide in sing sing or attica and need to be part of a gang, be cool with anyone you can
5 theres more game in prison than nintendo makes dont fall for their shit.
follow those simple rules you should be fine
this is what i learned to survive when i was locked..
1 dont walk around like a tough guy, dont be a pansy but dont take no shit..
2 theres a million uses for toothpaste learn them.
3 mind your business,
4 fuck that shit about shaving your head if your white if your black only hang with blacks. unless your in for triple homicide in sing sing or attica and need to be part of a gang, be cool with anyone you can
5 theres more game in prison than nintendo makes dont fall for their shit.
follow those simple rules you should be fine
I was setup.Luckily, i didnt have what they thought i had. Or should of had. THey did take my vw though, and then threw me in a max. it kinda sucked
dirtyshawa
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lol, and there you have it. i couldn't of made a better post myself. that's basically all you need to know and you should be fine. two, things i will add is don't show fear and if you think your not physically able to handle yourself then just stab. shit, i feel like i can't be beat and i never lost a fight but, i will still stab the shit out of your ass. fortunately, on my bids i knew sooo many people already locked down it was like a high school reunion. we smoked herb, sipped lean, popped pills, fucked CO's and i mastered every table top game there is. outside of lock downs it felt like a much need vacation from grinding. one benefit of doing a bid is the connections. you have to be careful though but, you should be able to make wayyyy more money and be much smarter about not getting caught when you do dirt. oh, the rape thing happens but, the majority of punks in jail are already gay or they just can't handle being without a woman and try and substitute for it. if you can't holla at a CO just get your girl to send you some flicks and get every mens magazine on the market and you'll be fine.
p.s. do your time and STOP SNITCHING
How about bitch or punk. I have seen people fly at eachother over those