what a bunch of Homophones

[KLITE]

I think that english is so fucked up because the root language differs word to word.

I think the proper english would be "That is the first time I had seen that thread"

Now that I read that it sounds worse that way. What the fuck do I know, I am a carpenter.

see saw?

Past perfect is only applied when the referred action in the past has happened before another action in the past, present perfect would be the correct form i think.

 

[DeeTee]

I understand that this is a forum and not a university but some of you people are killing me.

There...they went over there

Their ....that was their stuff


see the diference?

Personally I agree with you, there are many who have no command of the English language, it's sad, I posted something like this a while ago, "me and him", "I had went", "I borrowed him $100", give me a break people, learn English.

 

[iconoclast]

Calm down buddy, your to uptight.

 

[cat of curiosity]

Calm down buddy, your to uptight.

too*

 

[skunkd0c]

Calm down buddy, your to uptight.

How c

too*

+ You're

 

[cat of curiosity]

How c


+ You're

touche!

 

[skunkd0c]

I have no problem with iconoclast making two spelling errors in a sentence of 6 words
that is an error percentage of around 33%

if iconoclast were to write a really cool story of around 300 words it's likely he would misspell 100 of those words

what i do find unusual is iconoclast's ability to ascertain the mood of other RIU members
calm/uptight/happy/sad ?

cheer up pal .. how do i know you feel sad ?

 

[Garden Boss]

Don't whip with toilet paper... wipe, gently.

 

[GelenaAK420]

My first time seeing this thread....... Just thought I'd take a crack at it
I am here at late bingo game that my wife begged and dragged me to because it's Mother's Day weekend. That's right folks, I guess I am what you all would call pussy wiped. I never play when I go, it's just to keep her company. The place has WiFi so that's cool and I can just hang and read what you all bitch about. I love it..... Sometimes some crazy shit and sometimes some super stupid shit, but you guys are great and it makes the time go by smoothly.
You would not believe how strong the second hand cig. smoke is in the smoking section. It's freaking like thick sick fog. We're in the non-smoking section. Dam, only if they knew what danger lurks a head and would be much safer if they would just toke some good old fashion weed. Sit around a water bong and play bingo. And no, not all who play bingo are old....you should see some of the fine looking ladies here. The only thing missing here is a liqueur license for some ice cold beer and a wet tee shirt contests.

 

[AlecTheGardener]

Here's the thread... the vid is only half the story...

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=217598

Thank you for the comedy GOLD.

 

[Commander Strax]

Past perfect is only applied when the referred action in the past has happened before another action in the past, present perfect would be the correct form i think.

I have a hammer

 

[iconoclast]

I have no problem with iconoclast making two spelling errors in a sentence of 6 words
that is an error percentage of around 33%

if iconoclast were to write a really cool story of around 300 words it's likely he would misspell 100 of those words

what i do find unusual is iconoclast's ability to ascertain the mood of other RIU members
calm/uptight/happy/sad ?

cheer up pal .. how do i know you feel sad ?

Congratulations, you can catch a spelling error but you can't catch a joke.

 

[ChingOwn]

so their I was but naked in mye been bag eatin chitos i had a nice orange trale running from chest pubes down too my ball fro...she say Im tired of the ol bull I want some of the young calf and shes grabs my weener

 

[skunkd0c]

Congratulations, you can catch a spelling error but you can't catch a joke.

i think you need look up the definitions of these words .. for future reference
sarcasm
satire
irony
parody
stereotype
racism

you seem to be getting yourself in a muddle about things, although i do not sense any malicious intent from you
i think you are a nice chap, with some misplaced sentiment

i apologise for missing your joke, perhaps it went over my head or something.

 

[cat of curiosity]

Congratulations! You can catch a spelling error, but you can't catch a joke.

fixed it for you...

 

[iconoclast]

i think you need look up the definitions of these words .. for future reference
sarcasm
satire
irony
parody
stereotype
racism

you seem to be getting yourself in a muddle about things, although i do not sense any malicious intent from you
i think you are a nice chap, with some misplaced sentiment

i apologise for missing your joke, perhaps it went over my head or something.

Like wise buddy. No hard feelings. Things don't always come across well in text.

 

[dannyboy602]

Like wise buddy. No hard feelings. Things don't always come across well in text.

This is very true. Sometimes your intent is misinterpreted. People will usually interpret it to be hostile when you were sometimes just trying to be funny.
I don't mean you specifically but anyone generally speaking will notice that to be true.

 

[Sativied]

A zebra can't change it's spots!

 

[chuck estevez]

 

[Commander Strax]

Calm down buddy, your to uptight.

what part of this is the joke?

the calm down part or the uptight part??