RIU is a sausage fest

[killemsoftly]

I'm not pulling those; I'm culling those.
I have a checklist and a discerning eye for legit feminine attributes/behaviors not the pretended/painted on/bolted on/store bought kind. Just can't believe I'm the only one here.

isn't there an ethic on riu?
'No pics= Never happened'

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

isn't there an ethic on riu?
'No pics= Never happened'

Next time i dodge a sausage i will be certain to document it

 

[killemsoftly]

Next time i dodge a sausage i will be certain to document it

Yeah but what about when you eat the bun?

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

 

[killemsoftly]

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Is this someone you met on riu? or are you introducing yourself?

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

 

[killemsoftly]

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I'm noticing a pattern here.
Gimme a few more details.

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Remember Pat?

 

[killemsoftly]

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Not sure what to say Oscar.
Feel like a blind man trying to hit a curve ball.
So far the survey says:
You play 'bag a slag' on Friday nights.
You have unresolved sexual identity issues.
I'm in a dream state.
You're trolling me big-time.

 

[killemsoftly]

Remember Pat?

You're a wise man Nutes.
Except when you bring up manus.

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

Yeah but what about when you eat the bun?

Man i shudder at the thought.

 

[killemsoftly]

Man i shudder at the thought.

Oscar,
really not sure what yu're saying.
Did you bang these broads?
Unmask them?
You're bored?
Bag a slag?

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

Relax man. I am just fuckin around. On friday nights i hit this one spot w incredible music, sometimes my girl goes w me. Thats about it.

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

Yeah i bagged michelle obama w a beard. Bag a slag? Is that BritSlang or something? My point is its not that hard to tell who is packin meat.

Oscar,
really not sure what yu're saying.
Did you bang these broads?
Unmask them?
You're bored?
Bag a slag?

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

You're a wise man Nutes.
Except when you bring up manus.

 

[killemsoftly]

Yeah i bagged michelle obama w a beard. Bag a slag? Is that BritSlang or something? My point is its not that hard to tell who is packin meat.

Wasn't sure what the point was. your posts were an interesting but mysterious collage.
Bag a slag is the term I heard growing up.
A group of guys compete to bag the ugliest woman they can find.
Not sure what the winner gets. Hopefully not herpes.

 

[killemsoftly]

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I vaguely remember that series.
Hey nutes, you ever go back and watch tv from when you were young: love boat, magnum p.i., etc?

 

[OscarLaGrouch]

Sorry for killin the thread