AMA-Chewberto

[KLITE]

Glad to see youve overcome it and kept a good attitude. Youve given me some insight.

 

[Hookabelly]

I have yet to reach that phase. I will be honest with them though. I will share the horror stories and scare them good. They don't need to learn by experience if I am a good enough teacher. I hope they only enjoy cannabis and stay away from alcohol and tobacco. Oh, and hard drugs too those are almost as bad

I'm guessing you have sons then…. If you had daughters, knowing what you know and all you've been through I'd bet you'd lock them up in a tower like Rapunzels.


ETA: That takes guts man to walk away from all that. You've got a lot of courage.

 

[MnM24]

What's the craziest thing you have done in your life?

 

[kelly4]

It's really creepy how similar my story is to yours. Thanks for being an open book Chew. You're a Sir.

You've met screech, too?

 

[chewberto]

You've met screech, too?

lol, that's what I was thinking.,,

 

[chewberto]

What's the craziest thing you have done in your life?

give me some time to think about that!

 

[Pinworm]

You've met screech, too?

You.... You jerk, with your big stupid face. I love you.

 

[mr sunshine]

Whats the oldest lady you ever fucked? How big is your dick?

 

[chewberto]

Whats the oldest lady you ever fucked? How big is your dick?

I like easy questions.
Probably about 60's, she had a very wet and thin feeling vagina, it was my buddy's dads friend that was wasted at his house. His dad ran a donut shop and was at work, and I fucked her in his bed. I came inside her. My dick is the biggest grower in history. Straight baby dick to 7ish in seconds. I'm always hard. It's nice to have a tiny limp dick... we have an agreement. Stay outta my way when were out and about, but when I want to party homey goes big...

 

[mr sunshine]

I like the honesty in this thread..what kind of bud is this mike hawk you have spoken of in the past?

 

[Pinworm]

Chewberto - If you could give the world one piece of advice, what would it be?

 

[Scroga]

Best lessons learned?

 

[chewberto]

Chewberto - If you could give the world one piece of advice, what would it be?

have fun! Don't hurt anyone.

 

[Pinworm]

have fun! Don't hurt anyone.

 

[Scroga]

Have you ever traveled overseas?

 

[heckler73]

Chewberto,
Will I ever figure out how to speak Mandarin without managing to call someone's mother a horse by accident?
Ni shi kao mian-bao ma?

 

[mr sunshine]

Can you front me a pound?

 

[chewberto]

Best lessons learned?

Never trust a tweeker...

 

[chewberto]

Have you ever traveled overseas?

Nope. Never been east of Colorado. I'm a westerner

 

[chewberto]

Can you front me a pound?

Look in your right pocket.