AMA - Parasite

Pinworm

Well-Known Member
thats not a question...
would you rather fuck barbara walters or get blown by roseanne barr?
Fourgy with Roseanne, Tom Arnold, Walters, and George Bush senior. No lube.

Why don't people get goose bumps on their faces?
If you don't get goosebumps on your face, you obviously aren't trying hard enough.

Is there a more underrated album of the 90's than Snot's 'Get Some'?
Duh by Lagwagon (of Fat Wreck fame)
 

killemsoftly

Well-Known Member
If I work like a slave in your garden can I get room and board?
Every done special k?
Was it special?
Are you special?
Do you watch my show?
Am I hot?
 

rory420420

Well-Known Member
you wont need lube with george..hes a big gaping asshole allready..youll fall in,even with
your abnormally large penis...
 

Pinworm

Well-Known Member
If I work like a slave in your garden can I get room and board?
Every done special k?
Was it special?
Are you special?
Do you watch my show?
Am I hot?
Do you know how to make pancakes?
I was k-holing before holing was cool.
It was expensive.
The specialist.
Aren't you that dude that's married to Oprah?
I'm not into fatties.

abnormally large penis...
Plus reps.

Do all dogs really go to heaven?
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ChingOwn

Well-Known Member
Is your middle finger longer than your index finger or the same size?
when you cross your ankles witch foot goes on top?
If you had to give up a nut which one would it be?
are you old enough that you have sat on your balls?
who is better Bradley Nowell or Rome?
 

killemsoftly

Well-Known Member
Do you know how to make pancakes?
I was k-holing before holing was cool.
It was expensive.
The specialist.
Aren't you that dude that's married to Oprah?
I'm not into fatties.
Yes. with blueberries and bacon on the side
K-holing?
good
no
bitch (but somehow I am now more aroused)
 

Pinworm

Well-Known Member
Is your middle finger longer than your index finger or the same size?
when you cross your ankles witch foot goes on top?
If you had to give up a nut which one would it be?
are you old enough that you have sat on your balls?
who is better Bradley Nowell or Rome?
Longer and stronger.
Right.
Left one...the bigger one.
Duh.
Brad Nowell.

Yes. with blueberries and bacon on the side
K-holing?
good
no
bitch (but somehow I am now more aroused)
Cool.
K-holing?
bad.
yes.
shuttup.

How did you end up in a federal pen as a minor?
I lied, I never went to high school.
 
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