AMA - UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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If I offered you a cool, refreshing bevvy would you drink it?
quite assuredly.

Have you ever had a threesome?
no, but i once woke up between two girls. but i am certain that nothing happened.


eaten belly button lint?
that's one of the few things i pick from my body but have never sampled.

licked your wife's armpit? kissed a frog? or vice versa?
no to all.

Do you like me? hate me? Am I worthy? Are you? Why?
i thought you were a sock puppet at first, but i like you now. you're very worthy. am i worthy? you tell me.


will red19666 marry me? will anyone?
only if you have a death wish.

Dare you eat a peach?
have actually never tried a peach.
 

UncleBuck

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How many hours would be required in your eyes, for a person to be worthy of receiveing a living wage, regardless of the job they are doing?
zero. that's why it is called the "guaranteed" minimum income, not the conditional minimum income.

What particulars is this living wage suppose to cover? Food, shelter and clothing, or are they also entitled to a pony and a red sports car?
indexed to COL and poverty. enough to give every human basic human dignity.
 

UncleBuck

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Did you feel Obama was qualified for the job of president though? I thought he was (and is) extremely under qualified and lacked any real experience...
of course he was qualified.

the only qualifications set on a candidate are age (35), citizenship (natural born), and residency (14 years).

which of those qualifications do you feel he lacks?
 

killemsoftly

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quite assuredly..
your kind words are appreciated buck. thank you
you are very worthy kind sir. more than.
If i may: i do think a tad of patience/less profanity may give you more gravitas though.
still, you're a youngun and suffer the impatience of youth
I do hope our little intervention goes well. it seems to be sinking in
I think you should try a peach though buck. you're missing out. okanagan peaches are very nice but california does them well too i believe.

peace bro. and respect
 

UncleReemis

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Buckly. Which do you like more, hands or feet?

Bucklus. Do you believe that establishing a commune is contradictory to its rightful purpose? To clarify, do you believe establishing a separate commune promotes isolation and segregation, two things that an honorable community ought to not tangle with?
 

UncleBuck

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Buckly. Which do you like more, hands or feet?
i'm fighting athlete's foot right now, so definitely hands.

Bucklus. Do you believe that establishing a commune is contradictory to its rightful purpose? To clarify, do you believe establishing a separate commune promotes isolation and segregation, two things that an honorable community ought to not tangle with?
when you put it like that, it kinda seems that way.

but life is rife with contradictions. i get called intolerant for not putting up with intolerant racists.

such is life.
 

Nutes and Nugs

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your kind words are appreciated buck. thank you
you are very worthy kind sir. more than.
If i may: i do think a tad of patience/less profanity may give you more gravitas though.
still, you're a youngun and suffer the impatience of youth
I do hope our little intervention goes well. it seems to be sinking in
I think you should try a peach though buck. you're missing out. okanagan peaches are very nice but california does them well too i believe.

peace bro. and respect
You two should go out on a date and pack each others asses.
Everyone wins.
 

killemsoftly

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Awesome, buy me a ticket.
I'm ready to give you lads some meat in the seat.
(talking about my foot)
i'll take whatever meat i can from you nutes, you stud muffin you.
do you prefer a dry massage? Or are you an oil man?
I prefer oil myself. Each to his own however.
How about you buck? What is your preference: Dry or oily?
 

srh88

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was pretty buzzed up the other night when i made the riu is garbage thread. with that there heres my question.. how do you push through the bullshit and keep on goin.. not just the shit here. life, your garden is usually beautiful.. havent seen it since you moved. but.. how!?.. the joe dirt method? lifes a garden dig it lol
 

DonAlejandroVega

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when i was 17, i moved with my mother from parsipanny, new jersey, to reseda california. our apartment's handyman was an eccentric but kindly and humble okinawan immigrant named miyagi.

i befriended an attractive high school cheerleader, at the same time angering her arrogant ex-boyfriend, johnny. johnny was the best student at the cobra kai dojo where he was taught an unethical, vicious form of martial arts. i knew a little karate from books and a few classes at the YMCA, but johnny easily defeated me in our first encounter. thereafter, johnny and his gang of Cobra Kai students tormented me at every opportunity.

when Mr. Miyagi saw the gang giving me a savage beating, he intervenesd and single-handedly defeated five attackers with ease. awed, i asked Mr. Miyagi to be my teacher. Mr. Miyagi refused, but agreed to go with me to the Cobra Kai dojo in order to resolve the conflict. we met with the sensei, John Kreese , an ex special forces vietnam vet who sneered at the concepts of mercy and restraint. Kreese and Mr. Miyagi agreed to a match between Johnny and I in two months' time at the "All Valley Karate Tournament," where the Cobra Kai students can fight Daniel on equal terms. Mr. Miyagi also requested that the bullying stop while I trained. Kreese ordered his students to leave me alone, but warned that if I did not show up for the tournament, the harassment would resume and Miyagi himself would also become a target.


Mr. Miyagi became my teacher and, slowly, a surrogate father figure. He began my training by having me perform menial tasks such as waxing cars, sanding a wooden floor, and painting a fence and Mr. Miyagi's house. Each chore was accompanied with specific movements involving clockwise/counter-clockwise and up-and-down hand motions.I failed to see any connection to his training and these chores and eventually felt frustrated, believing I had learned nothing of karate. When I expressed my frustration, Mr. Miyagi showed how while doing these chores I had been learning defensive blocks through muscle memory.

As my training continued more overtly, my bond with Mr. Miyagi became closer. I learned that Mr. Miyagi lost his wife and son in childbirth at Manzanar internment camp while he was serving overseas with the United States Army during World War II. The loss of his family and Daniel's loss of his father further strengthen the father-son surrogacy. I also discovered that the outwardly peaceful and serene Miyagi received the Medal of Honor for valor against German forces in Europe. Through Mr. Miyagi's teaching, i learned not only karate but also important life lessons such as the importance of personal balance, reflected in the belief that martial arts training is as much about training the spirit as the body. I applied the life lessons that Mr. Miyagi had taught me to strengthen my relationship with Ali.


At the tournament, I surprised everyone by reaching the semi-finals. Johnny advanced to the finals, scoring three unanswered points against a highly skilled opponent. Kreese instructed Bobby Brown, one of his more compassionate students and the least vicious of my tormentors, to disable me with an illegal attack to the knee. Bobby reluctantly did so, severely injuring me and getting disqualified in the process.I was taken to the locker room and checked out, with the physician determining that I could not continue, but I believed that if I did not continue, my tormentors will have gotten the best of me. I got Miyagi to use a pain suppression technique to allow me to finish the tournament. As Johnny was about to be declared the winner by default, I hobbled into the ring. The championship final was a seesaw battle, as neither Johnny nor I were able to break through the other's defenses.


I successfully used a scissor leg technique, tripping Johnny and delivering a blow to the back of the head, giving Johnny a nose bleed. The match was paused for Johnny to be looked at by Kreese. Kreese directed Johnny to sweep my injured leg, an unethical move. Johnny looked horrified at the order but reluctantly agreed after Kreese's intimidation. Despite the moves, I got up each time.



Eventually, Johnny and I are tied, with the next point deciding victory. I tried to kick Johnny with my injured leg but Johnny grabbed it and delivered illegal contact to my injured knee.Barely able to stand, I assumed the "Crane" stance, a technique I observed Mr. Miyagi performing on the beach during his training. After the referee signaled to begin, Johnny lunged in. I jumped in the air and delivered a front kick to Johnny's chin, winning the tournament.


Johnny, having gained newfound respect for me, took my trophy from the Master of Ceremonies and presented it to me himself, sincerely proclaiming "You're all right! Good match!" Mr. Miyagi, Ali, and my mother looked on admiringly as I celebrated my victory.

wax on.......whacks off.......
 

spandy

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zero. that's why it is called the "guaranteed" minimum income, not the conditional minimum income.



indexed to COL and poverty. enough to give every human basic human dignity.


LOL.

Let me know when Wonder Land opens, I might visit on the days I feel like a free loading shit bag.
 
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