You know you're high when :forum game:
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It's when you creep towards them when they're not looking, and when they look at you, you hold perfectly still. The point is to reach them without getting caught moving.
Garden Boss
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When I narrate what I believe my dogs to be saying or thinking, quite embarrassing when I look back at it... 
At least my girl does it also, so I don't have to feel like a total stoner.
At least my girl does it also, so I don't have to feel like a total stoner.
Observe & Report
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You know you're high when your throat gets dry and everything is fine and dandy.
Truck it down to the candy store and bust your conk on peppermint candy.
Truck it down to the candy store and bust your conk on peppermint candy.
gR33nDav3l0l
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When you call 1-800-DICK-IN-YOUR-BOOTY
rory420420
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when you read finshaggys posts....
kmog33
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This is hilarious i wish i turned into that guy when i got stoned
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dannyboy602
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Expected wait time 4hrs. Don't ya hate when that happens.
cat of curiosity
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you know you're high when you actually wait, jamming to the elevator music...
Commander Strax
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When you start playing red rover with your dog (extra points if his name is Rover)
ASMALLVOICE
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You know you're high when:
stare at the tv that is not even turned on, cause you don't feel like turning it on.
you put the lighter in your mouth and try and light it with the bowl
stare at the tv that is not even turned on, cause you don't feel like turning it on.
you put the lighter in your mouth and try and light it with the bowl
greenlikemoney
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My bane is lost cocktails. For the life I me I cannot locate my cocktails when I'm high so I just make another, then the next morning I find them all over the place. Luckily its Scotch and water with no ice so, aside from a little dust, it's still the same cocktail I made and then lost.
gR33nDav3l0l
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I got a friend that's like that but with joints, lights one up, misplaces after a few tokes, rolls another, rinse and repeat
Finding half burned joints in his house has become a nice little game at times
ErieR33FER
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When you try and turn the TV on with the xbox controllor
When u put cereal box in the fridge
When you fall up the stairs andback down
When you walk into family dinner with a joint behind your ear
When u put cereal box in the fridge
When you fall up the stairs andback down
When you walk into family dinner with a joint behind your ear
a senile fungus
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YKYH when you forget how tie your shoelaces, so you come up with your own extravagant knot.
You find the knot in the morning when you're putting your shoes on, and facepalm because you realize you were actually high enough to forget to tie a knot, and that you were also so high that you thought you could come up with your own knot.
Ridiculous.
You find the knot in the morning when you're putting your shoes on, and facepalm because you realize you were actually high enough to forget to tie a knot, and that you were also so high that you thought you could come up with your own knot.
Ridiculous.
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