Keeping thieves away

ajaygrowshay

ajaygrowshay

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So I'm really gonna hate if I do all this work this year and some little punk comes along this year and steals my crop. So I'm dedicating this thread to those hopefully imaginary fuckers.

If you have a funny way to keep people out post! Doesn't have to be serious at all.

I'm thinking kiss a couple deer, cut off their heads and shuv them on a couple of scarecrows/manican.
I know for damn sure If I happened stumble upon a crop but then saw a bloody dear head on a persons body I may be hesitant to steal.
 
ajaygrowshay

ajaygrowshay

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ajaygrowshay said:
So I'm really gonna hate if I do all this work this year and some little punk comes along this year and steals my crop. So I'm dedicating this thread to those hopefully imaginary fuckers.

If you have a funny way to keep people out post! Doesn't have to be serious at all.

I'm thinking kiss a couple deer, cut off their heads and shuv them on a couple of scarecrows/manican.
I know for damn sure If I happened stumble upon a crop but then saw a bloody dear head on a persons body I may be hesitant to steal.
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The fact that this days kiss and not kill is amazing haha. No edit required.
 
ruby fruit

ruby fruit

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I know someone who protects his plants with razor blades lol I wouldnt be able to do that I would forget I put them there ha ha
 
passthat2me

passthat2me

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Like all crimes...risk vs.reward....what are the risk of taking from you...it's never strangers..it'll be someone who knows even if you find out, you won't/can't do anything...to that particular thief! One reason I've never had a worry,...! After I come from the range, I sit on my porch and clean what I've used that day...my block knows, young black dude, home owner, avid gun range goer, pit bull owner...I'm simply not the guy to rob..plenty of defenseless old folks in my area also growing for that....lol..
 
passthat2me

passthat2me

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Long story short, DONT TELL ANYONE, a dog/dogs you introduce to no one, immediate family only (fellow household members)...and a few legal firearms....basic home defense!
 
ErieR33FER

ErieR33FER

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A good thing to do is place string around the perimeter of ur grow ( thin string) and place it low, under vegetation if possible.

If the string has been broken either an animalor more likely abipedal human has crossed ur grow.

Track traps are good to using mud or watching the vegetation around your grow for signs of new paths.

This stuff will let you know if your grow has been compromised without having to shell out money for a cam
 
greasemonkeymann

greasemonkeymann

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passthat2me said:
Problem is they have to hopefully be there during a "patrol"....Happy hunting bro, I hope you grow problem free, if not, I pray they're there during a patrol..
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yeah but then what? Chopping somebody up with a machete? Growing herb is one thing, but homicide with a machete is a lil much. Like he said, if somebody wants your crop bad enough, they'll get it.
Prevention is the best.
like you said, don't tell anyone.
A wise hippy once told me, treat your potgrowing like a gnarly venereal disease, only tell people you HAVE to. Funky analogy i know, but it stuck with me
 
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