Look, EVERYONE knows that cannabis grows better when using a certain gauge steel wire in the cages.
It's a scientifical FACT.
SO, if you're happy with just an average yield every grow, then any old $10 tomato cage will do.
BUT, if you want to optimize the synergistic properties of all that expensive equipment & nutrients, then why skimp when it comes to a cage!?
Get Dr. Fabulous' Chrome-plated Titanium Cannabis Cages™ with proprietary, patented wire gauges *if you want to add up to 1000% to your current yield!
And all this can be yours for the low, low price of just $10...
... in 4 easy payments!
(plus s/h)
(RUSH service is available, but will make no difference in the speed at which we process your order)
Act now while supplies last!!!
(*gains in yield might only be a .0000001% improvement, but it fits within the legal confines of the claimed potential gains, and claimed gains do not specify the use of our fine product, only that the buyer wants to add up to 1000% gain in yield to their grows. Dr. Fabulous, LLC and it's partners are not responsible for smaller yields, and buyer takes full responsibility for any failed grows while using our products, and waives all rights to file legal complaints in general, but specifically against Dr. Fabulous, LLC, and buyer signs over custody to their right arm, to be collected by Dr. Fabulous, LLC at any time, without notice)
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