Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[iamnobody]

So I'm high as hell filling out job applications. I've been self employed since I was 19, and the other jobs I had have been shut down, so I have no real work history, For some reason I'm not very optimistic about my chances. I have references and such though.

 

[tytheguy111]

Aye mannn buddy boy nigga

*scratches neck and twitches*

Like y'all know were um

*starts shivering*

Like man ummm I need me some

*starts foaming at the mouth*

Some dat nutella nigga

Man I suck yo dick nigguh I suck yo dick fo dat nutella mannnn

Sorry I just

I just need some fucking nutella

And I can't live with out it

I.. I need to go shit

 

[Hydrotech364]

I wanna be inside Amy.

Me Too

 

[RB86]

Where is my silly old bear? And Carne?

 

[giggles26]

Where is my silly old bear? And Carne?

They are both gone, carne has been gone for quite sometime and I think maybe the bear might still lurk but I'm not sure

 

[RB86]

So I'm high as hell filling out job applications. I've been self employed since I was 19, and the other jobs I had have been shut down, so I have no real work history, For some reason I'm not very optimistic about my chances. I have references and such though.

Aw. And you seem so cheerful otherwise. I think you are way behind in hugs. Did you know getting and giving hugs releases oxytocin in your brain? It's one of those feel-good hormones. Everyone should get 10 hugs a day for a healthier outlook on life.

 

[RB86]

They are both gone, carne has been gone for quite sometime and I think maybe the bear might still lurk but I'm not sure

...my heart just broke...and now it has to wait 8 seconds to say so...

 

[Pinworm]

Some I-talian dude called me a "fucking finnochio" this morning in line for my coffee. I looked that shit up and had to laugh:

 

[Singlemalt]

Some I-talian dude called me a "fucking finnochio" this morning in line for my coffee. I looked that shit up and had to laugh:
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It also means "fennel", the herb. Can't figure the gay context tho'

 

[Pinworm]

It also means "fennel", the herb. Can't figure the gay context tho'

He was all," Fucking finnochio can't decide vente or grande, he likes 'em all!!!!" lol

 

[Singlemalt]

An employee or customer? Sounds like he's from the East Coast

 

[Pinworm]

An employee or customer? Sounds like he's from the East Coast

Def an east-coast-mo. He was customer the worst.

 

[Pinworm]

It was lol.

 

[Singlemalt]

yep, they all wanna be Tony Soprano

 

[Growan]

Some I-talian dude called me a "fucking finnochio" this morning in line for my coffee. I looked that shit up and had to laugh:
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I'd rather be called finnochio than Finshaggio...

 

[Pinworm]

I'd rather be called finnochio than Finshaggio...

 

[Growan]

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[The Outdoorsman]

I once caught myself muttering, "There's squirrel hair on my wine glass". And then thought, "I wonder if Anyone has Ever said that before"...

 

[mr sunshine]

If I make a thread about spraying lady bugs with watered down coca Cola so they can't fly away then releasing them into my garden with pictures of course would everyone hate me??

 

[mr sunshine]

Not that I give a fuck I'm just asking!