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[fdd2blk]

attack turtle?

what kinda birds the lady got? i can't stand those damned things. i lived with a couple of parakeets that cost me quite a bit of sleep, and i've sworn them off since. i did babysit a baby parrot for a few days that was ok though.

no birds here.

 

[ceestyle]

i must've read someone else's post as yours. my bad.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I hate birds that talk. They never talk when you want them to, and when you want them to stay quiet they won't shut up.

 

[nickfury510]

growing up my mom had a blue and gold mcaw........i fuckin hated that thing...from 7 in the morning until night time it would squack at the top of its lungs this blood curtling shrill......beautiful to look at..but a nuisence....

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

My step dad's brother had one for a while. I loved it when it would shit on him, lmao, totally made the bird alright in my opinion.

 

[nickfury510]

they are shit machines....

 

[Twistyman]

Those gray African parrots are cool...they can talk better then most of my friends...

 

[40acres]

Those gray African parrots are cool...they can talk better then most of my friends...

Thats because you live in canada

 

[Twistyman]

My step dad's brother had one for a while. I loved it when it would shit on him, lmao, totally made the bird alright in my opinion.

I got the head shot yesterday...some brown gruesome stuff...F***

 

[Twistyman]

Thats because you live in canada

Hey you weed....where you been...OH ya .....bite me...

 

[fdd2blk]

i must've read someone else's post as yours. my bad.

she had a little yellow bird but it died about a year ago. we caught it at a place we were working at together and brought it home. it was a canary. she had him for 5 or 6 years before he laid down.

 

[Twistyman]

Thats because you live in canada

EH !!!!!!!

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

I got the head shot yesterday...some brown gruesome stuff...F***

I once saw a bird shit on a girl I couldn't stand. Made my fuckin day.

 

[nickfury510]

 

[ceestyle]

I hate birds that talk. They never talk when you want them to, and when you want them to stay quiet they won't shut up.

that is the bird's MO. it is universal.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

The only pet worse than birds is probably fish. I like pets you can PET

 

[ceestyle]

at least fish won't cost you sleep, don't spill seed and shit all over the floor, and try to bite you.

the worst thing a fish can do is die.

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

My dad once took me to the store, said he was goin to buy me a bunch of fish, bought me a big bag full of fish, took them home, and let them loose in his tank. Then his big fish ate them all.

Years later I realized they were FEEDER fish, and that asshole was just feeding his mosnter fish.

 

[ganjagoddess]

Thats a good one for a little kid, just keep buying them fish every couple weeks and they will feel special... haha.

then if they ask for a puppy, tell them they need to learn to keep fish alive first...

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Good one? I NAMED every last one of those fish! Every death was a knife to my 8 year old HEART!