Pass a Drug Screen w/ Human Urine 'How To'

[Growit&Smokeit]

All this is fine and good but if you have a supervised urine your screwed. This is the reason I use the urinator it looks like a real penis and no noise at all just whip it out and it pisses like a normal cock.

I get tested 1-2 times PER WEEK and NEED to have certain toxins in my urine so I can not use someone else's, so for me this is the only way.

 

[7th1der]

"long time no see BUMP". How is everyone? lol I just put my little bro on to this piss test tutorial. He's such a nervous wreck though. hope he doesnt fuck it up cause his piss test is in the morning.

 

[i<3]

Bump... thought people should see this...... oh and euhhh when piss comes out, it cools down due to the air.... so if its lower than body temp... i would think its fine :/

 

[Mel O'Cheddar]

So lemmie ask this, when they do the drug test can they tell the difference between a man's pee and a woman's pee? Hormones and the like?
The Whhizzinator or whatever it's called is great... If you have a penis. Which I do not.

 

[7th1der]

forgot i did this! lol

 

[green217]

So lemmie ask this, when they do the drug test can they tell the difference between a man's pee and a woman's pee? Hormones and the like?
The Whhizzinator or whatever it's called is great... If you have a penis. Which I do not.

No only men need to worry possibly if they carry in a pregnant womans piss, and they have to send it off to a lab to get that kinda info. Most tests are a instant or dip test, no need to worry about it there even with pregnant pee.

 

[youknowthekid!]

if you live a very "healthy" lifestyle you can cardio weed out in 1-3 days

 

[potpimp]

No only men need to worry possibly if they carry in a pregnant womans piss, and they have to send it off to a lab to get that kinda info. Most tests are a instant or dip test, no need to worry about it there even with pregnant pee.

You dug up and commented on a thread that's been dead for over 3 years???

 

[green217]

You dug up and commented on a thread that's been dead for over 3 years???

guess so, must have been feeling good. Must have seen 7th1der's comment in the new posts section, and didn't pay attention to how old the thread was before I commented.

 

[Ventrue05]

i'll be taking a test tomorrow, wish me luck!

 

[GrowinDad]

Thankfully, piss tests are a thing of the past for me. When I was a teen, I used to be able to just add salt to the sample and it came out negative

In more recent times, all of the shakes and things they sell at head shops worked for me, and they do not require that you smuggle anything in. What I learned is that they are largely bullshit but have three common characteristics:
1) drink a boatload of water to dilute the sample below the detectable level
2) B complex to add some color
3) Creatine - this adds the specific gravity back into the sample that was lost because of the water. I guess SG is what they test to see if the sample is diluted.

Been some years since I used this method (about 7) but it worked then....

 

[green217]

Thankfully, piss tests are a thing of the past for me. When I was a teen, I used to be able to just add salt to the sample and it came out negative

In more recent times, all of the shakes and things they sell at head shops worked for me, and they do not require that you smuggle anything in. What I learned is that they are largely bullshit but have three common characteristics:
1) drink a boatload of water to dilute the sample below the detectable level
2) B complex to add some color
3) Creatine - this adds the specific gravity back into the sample that was lost because of the water. I guess SG is what they test to see if the sample is diluted.

Been some years since I used this method (about 7) but it worked then....

adding creatinne when flushing with water keeps the sample from coming back "abnormally diluted"? If this is so how much and when exactly do you drink it for it to show up?

 

[GrowinDad]

Green, I don't have answer for that because the mixtures have that stuff. but, considering creatine is a common supplement, I would imagine a heavy dose for a body builder ought to work. It would take about an hour as I recall.

My point was just that the stuff they sell works and all it is are water, b vit, and creatine packaged up in some marketing format.