Heh! It was a joke, as in you'll need an act of god to kill those fuckers. I've never had broad mites (knock on wood) but I know a couple good growers that have battled them and they make regular 2 spotted mites look like a walk in the park in comparison. They both resorted to Avid to get rid of them. If you go this route, only spray that shit on vegging plants, wear a respirator, and leave the house for a while (bring pets and family members). It's pretty toxic, and should be a last resort.
Hahahah what an idiot, lol.
I have dealt with spider mites before and yeah they are easy in comparison. The hardest things with these assholes is identifying them... They are invisible to the naked eye and for someone who doesn't know what they are (me) they can be mistaken for nute deficiency or something else... In my case I have been battling fungus gnats and root aphids so I thought the symptoms just came from them.
Luckily I started this thread and someone pointed out that it looked like I had broad mites... I have never even heard of them before. Did a quick Google image search on symptoms and sure enough the had similar looking leaves (canoeing, curling, weird new growth, followed by death of the shoot, etc.)
If you have this:
You probably have broad mites. Take a look at the previous posts and you can see that some of the clones still have these symptoms. However they are getting better and the new growth looks healthy.
The key is to spray them every four days. That way they lay eggs or whatever they do, you kill the adults, eggs hatch you kill them, then more hatch and kill them. And hope that you beat they cycle.
After my harvest I will be setting off a Dr. Doom bug bomb wait 10 days and set off another bug bomb with different ingredients. I don't want these fuckers getting immune to Pyrethine.