Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
I know there are a lot of folks who believe there is a creator who made all living things on Earth for a purpose. I'm not gonna debate with these people about that in this thread. My argument, instead, is: If we were created by an intelligent being, why are there so many fucking design flaws? Was there no quality control in place? Had the creator suffered from a traumatic head injury prior to production? Did he outsource to China?
Case in point: The vagina is a ph sensitive permanent open wound which leads to sensitive internal organs. Should the balanced ph of the vagina be thrown out of the normal range, all sorts of flora, fauna,and muffins begin to grow. The vagina should never, ever, be contaminated with fecal matter. Which is why it makes no fucking sense to not only locate the anus right next door, but to build a thin bridge of skin between the two areas which allows bacteria to freely cross over without even paying a toll.
What intelligent creator then decides that the female of the species should have to force through the vagina the offspring of the species, which is basically on average a 7 pound wad of meat which batters its way through the sensitive area, leaving behind a bleeding crater of destruction which must be surgically pieced back together without getting the thread tangled in your new hemorrhoids? This is just bad design. Why can't there be a convenient baby door that opens up when the kid is ready, like the kind on an oven?
If the ass is a waste dump for expelling toxic garbage, why would you even put it close to the rest of the body? Why isn't it on its own appendage which extends far from the rest of the body? Better yet, instead of pooping, why don't we just have a built in incinerator?
Instead of eyebrows, why not windshield wipers?
If the brain is such a precious and sensitive organ that needs protection, why the hell are there so many holes in the human head?
Why aren't balls armored and air conditioned if their contents are so sensitive to trauma and temperature?
Why would you make the asshole an irising closure and then invent diarrhea?
Case in point: The vagina is a ph sensitive permanent open wound which leads to sensitive internal organs. Should the balanced ph of the vagina be thrown out of the normal range, all sorts of flora, fauna,and muffins begin to grow. The vagina should never, ever, be contaminated with fecal matter. Which is why it makes no fucking sense to not only locate the anus right next door, but to build a thin bridge of skin between the two areas which allows bacteria to freely cross over without even paying a toll.
What intelligent creator then decides that the female of the species should have to force through the vagina the offspring of the species, which is basically on average a 7 pound wad of meat which batters its way through the sensitive area, leaving behind a bleeding crater of destruction which must be surgically pieced back together without getting the thread tangled in your new hemorrhoids? This is just bad design. Why can't there be a convenient baby door that opens up when the kid is ready, like the kind on an oven?
If the ass is a waste dump for expelling toxic garbage, why would you even put it close to the rest of the body? Why isn't it on its own appendage which extends far from the rest of the body? Better yet, instead of pooping, why don't we just have a built in incinerator?
Instead of eyebrows, why not windshield wipers?
If the brain is such a precious and sensitive organ that needs protection, why the hell are there so many holes in the human head?
Why aren't balls armored and air conditioned if their contents are so sensitive to trauma and temperature?
Why would you make the asshole an irising closure and then invent diarrhea?
