Busted ass ugly women... Is it regional?

kmog33

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Tha't's not a dog, that's an igloo… How would you even have sex with that? How could you get a dick past all the fat??? Serious question.

Also wondering how do two morbidly obese people have sex. Not hating just curious? If the average penis is 6" long, and the man's gut extends out at least 6 or 10", and the woman's gunt is in the way, then how is sex even possible?
I was thinking hippo. And ive always wondered if really fat chicks enjoy sex with a 10" fupa and all that goodness.

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bu$hleaguer

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Tha't's not a dog, that's an igloo… How would you even have sex with that? How could you get a dick past all the fat??? Serious question.

Also wondering how do two morbidly obese people have sex. Not hating just curious? If the average penis is 6" long, and the man's gut extends out at least 6 or 10", and the woman's gunt is in the way, then how is sex even possible?

Hahahahaha she said gunt. One of my old favs. What about a prunt?
That's a protruding one if you get my drift... Hahaha awesomeness.
 

Milovan

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Tha't's not a dog, that's an igloo… How would you even have sex with that? Serious question.
how is sex even possible?
Well since you asked, a guy would have to do some stretches then put on a
Capt. Kirk persona cause he is about to go where no man has gone before.

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bu$hleaguer

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Well since you asked, a guy would have to put those orange caution cones at
the corner of each bed post put on a hard hat do some stretches then put on a
Capt. Kirk persona cause he is about to go where no man has gone before.

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Fuck dude, that image is god damn disturbing! Look at those little arms. Or big hands. Or.... Oh fuck it, you win.
 

bu$hleaguer

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What protrudes exactlay? The Vaj?
Luckily I don't know. An old hostel roommate during culinary school days taught me that one. Said it was when that whole shit show popped out or something, I don't know.

Probably happens to women in the north.
 

gR33nDav3l0l

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Because there's more white people up north. Same goes where there's too much of a specific ethnicity. The mixing of genes makes for outstanding beauties. It can backfire too :eyesmoke::eyesmoke::eyesmoke:
 

lahadaextranjera

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My fellow neighbour member can confirm that the women here are very good looking. It's the Mediterranean diet, the beaches and great weather that make people more body conscious. Plus it's the gay capital of Europe so I'd say S Europe in relation to the North has better looking people.

I come from London which is far more styled but the people look healthier here.
 

KLITE

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My fellow neighbour member can confirm that the women here are very good looking. It's the Mediterranean diet, the beaches and great weather that make people more body conscious. Plus it's the gay capital of Europe so I'd say S Europe in relation to the North has better looking people.

I come from London which is far more styled but the people look healthier here.
Im definetly gonna have to agree on the healthy part, and the funny part is most people arent helth concious freaks at all. The diet is very seasonal and the vegetables are very high quality not to mention the fruit and how cheap both are. Whenever i go buying fruit, seasonal stuff on promotion mostly, i get out the shop with 6 or 7 kilos of fruit for not much more than 5 euro.
Im gonna disagree with the good looking part, i dont find the catalnunyan women all that at all to be honest. The andalucian ones are usually the prettiest of the country i find, portuguese girls are pretty gorgeous too.
The place where i have seen the biggest amount of pretty women per sq meter is at manchjester university the month before exam time, absolutely ridiculous, And Oslo. wow girls were beautiful and simply but cutely dresseed with those boots that have like fake fur up to the knee.
 

lahadaextranjera

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Im definetly gonna have to agree on the healthy part, and the funny part is most people arent helth concious freaks at all. The diet is very seasonal and the vegetables are very high quality not to mention the fruit and how cheap both are. Whenever i go buying fruit, seasonal stuff on promotion mostly, i get out the shop with 6 or 7 kilos of fruit for not much more than 5 euro.
Im gonna disagree with the good looking part, i dont find the catalnunyan women all that at all to be honest. The andalucian ones are usually the prettiest of the country i find, portuguese girls are pretty gorgeous too.
The place where i have seen the biggest amount of pretty women per sq meter is at manchjester university the month before exam time, absolutely ridiculous, And Oslo. wow girls were beautiful and simply but cutely dresseed with those boots that have like fake fur up to the knee.
Lol! Fuck the Cuntalans, what about all the international beauties who pass through?!?

Def right about the fruit and veg. I rarely go beach without some. I do miss M and S though !
 

dux

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Well, I'm almost smack dab in the middle north, 4 hours and I'm in Canada.
I think girls just LOOK better in warm climates? Here in the twin cities we always seem to have better looking ladies in summer!
But I sure did fall in love at a gas station while hunting in Oklahoma couple years back, long dark hair, green eyes, tight jeans, cowboy hat and she stepped out of a dirty pick up truck! :hump: I
 

KLITE

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I do miss M and S though !
LOLI dated this bird that would go absolutely crazy at mns. I never gave into the pre packaged shite. I literally lived on curries. was morrissons guy though that was more of an up north thing. Though best places for fruit were usually pakistani markets not suprmarkets. Bottom line is decent im not even talking good food there is expensive, I do miss fish and chips like hell and a scottish breakfast, those were the best. People ate like shit in scotland though, they still used lard down the chippys and that.Imagine a deep fried frozen pizza. Kids twatted that after school.
 
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