The Beard Thread

[Pinworm]

What's really going to bum you out, is that, yes, it's true. Beards can do and say mean things. But, in general (especially here) they are just trying to beard. They only want to show you that beards are mostly just beards in general, and don't mean any beard. I know an awesome lady bearder like you can understand!

 

[Dr Kynes]

This one I just saw!

To answer your question - red things beard is the beard.

fuck that shit.

i saw that for the first time when i was high as fuck, and i started trippin balls

it was not a good scene

not enough orange slices in the world to bring me back to my happy place.

 

[Yessica...]

What's really going to bum you out, is that, yes, it's true. Beards can do and say mean things. But, in general (especially here) they are just trying to beard. They only want to show you that beards are mostly just beards in general, and don't mean any beard. I know an awesome lady bearder like you can understand!

I'm an awesome lady bearder? Neat - Thanks!

Sounds a little like a very butch LGBTATV...P? Whatever it is, sounds like she would have a prison bitch!

 

[abe supercro]

98 yr old beard died today... Tuco.

 

[Dr Kynes]

"In the summertime when the weather is hot"...

one of the best bands of all time yo.

and this shit here.

 

[Pinworm]

I'm an awesome lady bearder? Neat - Thanks!

Sounds a little like a very butch LGBTATV...P? Whatever it is, sounds like she would have a prison bitch!

I'm sort of the outspoken LGBeardTATV community spokeperson for this forum, and would just like to say, You are going to make an excellent addition to the beards here, my new bearded member. Lady/ladyboy or beardsotherwise!

 

[Yessica...]

I'm sort of the outspoken LGBeardTATV community spokeperson for this forum, and would just like to say, You are going to make an excellent addition to the beards here, my new bearded member. Lady/ladyboy or beardsotherwise!

Excellent Bearduxtiposition! I have much to learn from you...

 

[Pinworm]

Excellent Bearduxtiposition! I have much to learn from you...

I will gladly accept your sensitive beardliness. I would also like to kindly point out that, we are a beard community! All knowledge here is collected and distributed via many different beards, and I would like to remind you, that there are tons of beards are here to help you.

 

[Yessica...]

I'm still kind of curious about this whole "disloyal beard syndrome", or DBeardS.

Like does it get mad at you, and start growing in all patchy and strange?

Or can it change colour or texture - and leave you with a patchy, whispy, ginger-beard?

The Horror....the horror...

 

[Yessica...]

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2008/11/02/20-manliest-mustaches-and-beards-from-facial-hair-history/

 

[Pinworm]

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2008/11/02/20-manliest-mustaches-and-beards-from-facial-hair-history/

Excellent post!

 

[Yessica...]

I will gladly accept your sensitive beardliness. I would also like to kindly point out that, we are a beard community! All knowledge here is collected and distributed via many different beards, and I would like to remind you, that there are tons of beards are here to help you.

DBeards???? Do you suffer from it? Is it contagious? Does it only happen when you really piss off your beard, like forget to groom it? Or does it just happen to people that act like a twat? Are all patchy, wispy, giner-beards sitting on the face of twats?

So many questions....

 

[Pinworm]

DBeards???? Do you suffer from it? Is it contagious? Does it only happen when you really piss off your beard, like forget to groom it? Or does it just happen to people that act like a twat? Are all patchy, wispy, giner-beards sitting on the face of twats?

So many questions....

Wait. Patchy, wispy, giner-looking? Are you sure we're not talking about my beard? lol Yea, of COURSE it is contagious, of COURSE it's because beards get pissed. Speaking for all beards here, I would like to point out that just acting like a twat, does not a twat make. We are all just here to beard. And, sometimes that can make our beards look unworthy, or patchy, or wispy, or ginerwhatever. And, that's OK! Because BEARDS!

 

[Yessica...]

Because beards!

 

[Pinworm]

Horrible Beards:

Using your cat as a beards is probably the most misleading.

 

[Sativied]

Not often does youtube spam me with good ads:

 

[Sativied]

A tache without something to ground it in reality is sinister. even a decent all over stubble can make it ok though

Unless you're Jack Parow. Nobody can wear a german porn star mustache like Jack can:

 

[Growan]

Well my beard and I have had a lovely day, and I check in to RIU to 17 alerts, every one from the beard thread! Apparently, this is where it's at!
Petition to rename the site Beard It Up?
Yessica, what an awesome bearded lady you are.

 

[Yessica...]

Well my beard and I have had a lovely day, and I check in to RIU to 17 alerts, every one from the beard thread! Apparently, this is where it's at!
Petition to rename the site Beard It Up?
Yessica, what an awesome bearded lady you are.

I actually have been "a beard" before. Or whatever you call it when you're in your early 20's and your gay best friend tells his conservative parents that you're dating...

I think they call that a beard??? Anywho - I was a beard for like a whole year!!!

You may HAVE one - but I WAS one!

Jealous?

 

[Growan]

I actually have been "a beard" before. Or whatever you call it when you're in your early 20's and your gay best friend tells his conservative parents that you're dating...

I think they call that a beard??? Anywho - I was a beard for like a whole year!!!

You may HAVE one - but I WAS one!

Jealous?

Yes, full beardedly.