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Yessica...

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haha that cracks me up. "i have a present for you" then Bam lmao
And it was CHRISTMAS!!! hahaha - I actually thought it was a funny buddy of mine, who I had been previously talking to about how I never received a dick pic.

Turns out, the Menace wasn't clever - just a bit of a perv. haha
 

spazatak

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let me just say that yessica is a cruel heartless bitch..!!!!!

I sent her a dick pic and she laughed.... I may not be the smartest dick on the block but I am and the biggest and I dont take kindly to be laughed at...

in fact I had just came from the pool when I took the photo... can i get a high 5 fella's
 

Yessica...

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let me just say that yessica is a cruel heartless bitch..!!!!!

I sent her a dick pic and she laughed.... I may not be the smartest dick on the block but I am and the biggest and I dont take kindly to be laughed at...

in fact I had just came from the pool when I took the photo... can i get a high 5 fella's
If you had gone with Van Dyke, instead of Cheney - you would have gotten a better reaction. He's such a doll face!
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Yessica...

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I would have liked it better if he dressed it up like a zombie. BEARD on it, and I would have married him right there!
 

spazatak

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I think its only fair that Yessica post some beef curtains...

all these dicks on a male dominated forum is too much even for the blue oyster bar
 

Yessica...

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does this guy have cerebral palsy or is this normal for American gangsters?


He;s CANADIAN. Living in a town (I say town) of 100,000 people. It's not a large town...that number is higher with the university and college, and the surrounding communities. It may be a little stabbie in Thunder Bay every once in awhile...but it is NOT gangster. Not even a little...
 

spazatak

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He;s CANADIAN. Living in a town (I say town) of 100,000 people. It's not a large town...that number is higher with the university and college, and the surrounding communities. It may be a little stabbie in Thunder Bay every once in awhile...but it is NOT gangster. Not even a little...
so he's retarded then... judging by those hand signs that is the only logical conclusion...

if its not CP then at least muscular dystrophy
 

Yessica...

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Oh, maybe you shouldn't have posted his new pictures @UncleBuck - I honestly was obsessed with this dude for 48 hours in 2011. He's one of the most unintentionally entertaining people I have ever come across...
 
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