The Drunk Thread!

[DREAMSPACEY]

Im getting there lol, 4/18 left and a half bottle of wild turkey to go.

 

[TalonToker]

*Burp*

 

[Steve French]

It's Friday. Time to get drunk and vomit all over myself.

 

[Garden Boss]

It's Friday. Time to get drunk and vomit all over myself.

Fuck yeah!

 

[Steve French]

Well it's time now, 6 hours into to my drinking, to really get this party started.

 

[Steve French]

 

[Padawanbater2]

I just killed a lengthy sexual dry spell, it was awesome! Amazing ass on this chick!

 

[ChingOwn]

Im proud of you

 

[Padawanbater2]

Im proud of you

Yesterday was just a taste, her mom was in the other room asleep. Tomorrow she's got the house to herself! I feel like a teenager again! lol

She's the assertive type, too. Me gusta!

 

[ChingOwn]

Fuck it up man I used t be all old fashion and shit Ive never taken a girl home from the bar to tell the truth but Ive come to realize that's all bullshit. Take what you can get and treat her poorly she will love you for it tonight and always.

 

[ChingOwn]

I think Im gonna throw up cause Im drunk as shit lol that hasn't happened to me in like three years is that as good as slaying the strange?

 

[Padawanbater2]

Fuck it up man I used t be all old fashion and shit Ive never taken a girl home from the bar to tell the truth but Ive come to realize that's all bullshit. Take what you can get and treat her poorly she will love you for it tonight and always.

The older I get the more I seem to agree with this sentiment..

Interestingly enough, I've been kinda sorta interested in this chick for a while. I took her to a comedy show a few weeks ago and she acted dumb, I got kinda irritated and put the hookup mode on the backburner and called her out on her bullshit.. 2 weeks later I receive a text "can I ask you a personal ?"... You know where that led..

Tell me, Ching, are you familiar with redpill theory?

 

[ChingOwn]

Never mind just got a text

Im en el camino a su casa a salvar una mierda para mí esta noche es tu noche de suerte

guess we are in the same boat hopefully I can hold it in for a few hours.

 

[Padawanbater2]

I think Im gonna throw up cause Im drunk as shit lol that hasn't happened to me in like three years is that as good as slaying the strange?

lol Happy hurling buddy! I hate throwing up! FUCK! It feels damn good when the room won't stop spinning though! I hope you feel better tomorrow compadre!

 

[ChingOwn]

I dont know if she came over or not I passed out in the bano lol I suck

 

[Steve French]

la da da da

It's whiskey on a sunday.

 

[ChingOwn]

Should I switch to white Russians now or stick with the svedka and cranberry juice

 

[srh88]

Should I switch to white Russians now or stick with the svedka and cranberry juice

dont switch to dairy lol.. thats sick city right there

 

[thump easy]

 

[Garden Boss]