So I joined a dating site in 2011, because I was ready to find a guy to settle down. I didn't get much luck in that first year...no one that I wasn't creeped out about meeting, so I didn't meet anyone. But - surprisingly, I didn't get any DICK PIC's either.
Some asked, and I politely declined, just because it's not my thing to get a random picture of a stranger's dick. But then - like a glorious Present - Christmas '11, I finally got one!
I think, needless to say, I may have gone a little too far in the online beratement and beating of this poor, young, stupid little dude.
But I think I scared him away from dick-picing someone in the future without asking.
Christmas morning...2011 - my first Dic Pic!
Hilarity Ensued...
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On a lovely note - the fact that I was on the POF (dating site) for a long time reaming out this guy - allowed me to meet my current boyfriend.
He did NOT send me a picture of his dic, with the caption "I have a Present for You".
hahahaha