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[Yessica...]

Why would a one horned got get down with a dolphin?

Why not?
I'd fuck a unicorn, without thinking twice about it...

 

[mr sunshine]

this one is a keeper!
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That's cute you can tell they really love eachother...there's something about the way the unicorn is holding the dolphin that just screams I got you for life!

 

[Yessica...]

That's cute you can tell they really love eachother...there's something about the way the unicorn is holding the dolphin that just screams I got you for life!

I thought it looked a little rapie actually. The unicorn is the BOSS...

 

[mr sunshine]

I thought it looked a little rapie actually. The unicorn is the BOSS...

I guess it's open to interpretation I see the unicorn as the fierce protector..and the dolphins facial expressions tell me she appreciates it! But I'm not sure little ladi..

 

[Yessica...]

I guess it's open to interpretation I see the unicorn as the fierce protector..and the dolphins facial expressions tell me she appreciates it! But I'm not sure little ladi!

bahahahaha - I may also...just maybe...possibly....be TOTALLY fucked up.


bahahahahahahahaha - it's fun though.

 

[ChingOwn]

The great protector is the rainbow its like a force field of iridescent tones

 

[mr sunshine]

Is this inappropriate? I wouldn't know I'm american..

 

[Yessica...]

The great protector is the rainbow its like a force field of incandescent tones

 

[Yessica...]

View attachment 3191335 Is this inappropriate? I wouldn't know I'm american..

How dare you post that in here!!!!


Oh wait - this is the dick pic thread...carry on....
hahahahaha

 

[mr sunshine]

How dare you post that in here!!!!
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Oh wait - this is the dick pic thread...carry on....
hahahahaha

 

[ChingOwn]

View attachment 3191335 Is this inappropriate? I wouldn't know I'm american..

I like how she fingers her ear while she nurses thats hot

 

[d0rk2dafullest]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Yessica...]

I hope you guys know that this thread is going to get locked if you dont stop posting penis pictures here is mine just like senile recommended....

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Is there ANY way to make an asshole, the hole of the ass (not a type of person) attractive? It's like a rusty balloon knot...

 

[ChingOwn]

Is there ANY way to make an asshole, the hole of the ass (not a type of person) attractive? It's like a rusty balloon knot...

A beards?

 

[iamnobody]

How old and smart were you when u decided to put a tattoo on your dick? I was 22 when I got this one!View attachment 3191329

I was 19 when I tatted up my mini me.

 

[iamnobody]

Could you change it to:
BAKE
CAKE
MAKE
TAKE
or if you loose a finger:
CAK

I could see that working.

"dude why do you have cake tattooed on your hand?"

"Why? Because it's mother fucking delicious that's why!"

 

[mr sunshine]

Anyone ever hear of or have a marble dick! It's a marble people usually in prison get implanted under the shaft skin!! Idea is it will hit the clit with every stroke!!

 

[Yessica...]

Anyone ever hear of or have a marble dick! It's a marble people usually in prison get implanted under the shaft skin!! Idea is it will hit the clit with every stroke!!

Ummmm....why do they get it in PRISON then? Didn't think dicks and clits got to hang together in the prison.

And THIS - is because beards...

 

[iamnobody]

I knew some people that had it. It's not a marble but a surgical steel bead planted just under the skin. They also use silicone sometimes.

I had my frenum pierced (that bit of skin under the head right where it meats the shaft) with an 8gauge hoop that would hit the G spot when ever I had sex. Some girls loved others said it hurt. I've also had a Jacob's ladder both on top and below, but do to a masturbation error, I never had the chance to test those piercings out during sex.

 

[mr sunshine]

Ummmm....why do they get it in PRISON then? Didn't think dicks and clits got to hang together in the prison.

And THIS - is because beards...

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I think they get it so when they get out they can please they bae! http://www.lpsg.com/217701-should-i-remove-my-penis.htmlnot to much on the net but I found this!