Internet dating - my first and only DICK-PIC chronicles...

Yessica...

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I knew some people that had it. It's not a marble but a surgical steel bead planted just under the skin. They also use silicone sometimes.

I had my frenum pierced (that bit of skin under the head right where it meats the shaft) with an 8gauge hoop that would hit the G spot when ever I had sex. Some girls loved others said it hurt. I've also had a Jacob's ladder both on top and below, but do to a masturbation error, I never had the chance to test those piercings out during sex.
WOAH! So is it all crazy down there now, like Old Greg's Downstair's Mix Up?
 

mr sunshine

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I knew some people that had it. It's not a marble but a surgical steel bead planted just under the skin. They also use silicone sometimes.

I had my frenum pierced (that bit of skin under the head right where it meats the shaft) with an 8gauge hoop that would hit the G spot when ever I had sex. Some girls loved others said it hurt. I've also had a Jacob's ladder both on top and below, but do to a masturbation error, I never had the chance to test those piercings out during sex.
Dam you put your dick threw hell!! I don't understand!! I don't even like when girls such on
My head to hard!
 

Yessica...

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Pain never bothered me much.

The real horror story is what I did to my ears. It involves razor blades, electrical tape, a plastic cup, and lubricant.
I have wee little stretchers in my ears, a 00 or whatever they call it.

Are you MacGuyver? What did you use all those bits and pieces for?
 

Yessica...

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Does sharing a dic pic actually ever work for these losers?
It must for some people...they just keep doin it.

And, I have heard of women on the sites who's first question is "how big?".

So - clearly some people use these sites just to get laid - and GOOD FOR THEM! If it works, they can bang all night like little pervy-nim-rods for all I care.

Just don't send me a picture of your cock, without asking first. hahaha
 

iamnobody

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I have wee little stretchers in my ears, a 00 or whatever they call it.

Are you MacGuyver? What did you use all those bits and pieces for?

Well I decided one day to jump my gauges from 3/4" to a full inch. This was done by slicing the inside of my ear with a razor blade so that it will rip towards my face. I thin took a plastic cup (one of the ones that you get from subway) and cut it into a triangle. I then rolled it into a cone wrapped it with electrical tape, lubed the fuck out of it and jammed it through my ear. It ripped to size. I then put the plug in. Afterwards I had some skin flaps hanging down over the back the ring, so I had to use the razor blade again to cut those off as well.
 

Yessica...

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Well I decided one day to jump my gauges from 3/4" to a full inch. This was done by slicing the inside of my ear with a razor blade so that it will rip towards my face. I thin took a plastic cup (one of the ones that you get from subway) and cut it into a triangle. I then rolled it into a cone wrapped it with electrical tape, lubed the fuck out of it and jammed it through my ear. It ripped to size. I then put the plug in. Afterwards I had some skin flaps hanging down over the back the ring, so I had to use the razor blade again to cut those off as well.
You are hard as fuck! Just sayin...
 

tytheguy111

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Dude im sorry yessica but yeah the O.P. and the pics are fucked up

You chould have said any of the following:

Ewww no I dont want that present
OR

Dude no one wants to see your small dick


You didn't have to type a fucking book about how he's the creep and hes a god awful person
 

Yessica...

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Dude im sorry yessica but yeah the O.P. and the pics are fucked up

You chould have said any of the following:

Ewww no I dont want that present
OR

Dude no one wants to see your small dick


You didn't have to type a fucking book about how he's the creep and hes a god awful person
Or no....I don't HAVE to do anything. I wanted to do that. I clearly enjoyed it, and I wanted to show others how funny I am....hahahaha

Maybe I'm the only one who thinks I'm this funny. I'm surprisingly ok with that...
 

Yessica...

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I just kind of assume, someone that is clicking on a thread entitled "the dick pic chronicles" probably has a good sense of humor. Not like anyone is coming here to talk about POLITICS....hahahahaha
 
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