Internet dating - my first and only DICK-PIC chronicles...

[Yessica...]

he wins, you lose, youre a fucking idiot.

"I showed my parents" you lost every shred of dignitiy and credibility when you said that, you clown. been on POF for 4 years now, hes right... "you will be alone for a long time"

I went on POF for a weekend... what a waste of time. no wonder theyre all single an desperate. trick photography, single moms, fat chicks and psychos. I deleted my account after browsing for half hour.

Ouch...


Well, luckily for me, my story had a happy ending. Been with my current boyf/ life partner for a year and a half. We are in luuuuurve. And we are going to move to a farm and adopt babies...

Or maybe I am just a "crazy BLITZ". hahahaha

 

[Yessica...]

P.s. @VP#2 , can we hang out? Sounds like you and I would have A LOT in common.

hahahaha

 

[Yessica...]

what I said might have been dickish...but its true. let that sink in for a minute.

So - what is sinking in right now? Hmmm....nothing yet. I might need some assistance.

This is fun!!!!

 

[Yessica...]

Poop - I think I lost him! Maybe it WAS dick pick, and he's hella pissed off!

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Suitable for work porn gifs would really brighten this place up a bit.

 

[mr sunshine]

Is that really the guy? I doubt it!

 

[Yessica...]

Is that really the guy? I doubt it!

Naaaaawwwwww....just someone else that doesn't like the pussies to act like cunts!

hahaha

 

[DonAlejandroVega]

Naaaaawwwwww....just someone else that doesn't like the pussies to act like cunts!

hahaha

I like them to act like face mittens

 

[Yessica...]

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Holy shit - ECTOPLASM!!! She's been slimed! Where's the spooky ghost?

 

[droopy107]

You're right. Has anyone ever seen Menace58 and VP#2 in the same room at the same time?..... Ever?

 

[Yessica...]

 

[rnr]

not the most appropriate section! rape is not something to fuck with. nore to joke about!!!!!

 

[Yessica...]

Dick Pick section?

 

[iamnobody]

Damn, I'm gone for a few hours and all hell breaks loose.

 

[Yessica...]

Oh he was the defender of the meek, the poor, the silly boys that send complete strangers pictures of their penis's and then continue to engage in conversation after the "crazy blitz" clearly goes a little off the deep end. I would have been scared if I were that dick pic guy.

He took it like a champ. And now I get to use the words "crazy blitz" and it's always funny.

 

[thump easy]

i would have been proud to post such a thing..

 

[Yessica...]

i would have been proud to post such a thing..

 

[iamnobody]

Its fun finding new phrases to use.

 

[Yessica...]

Someone said "butt-hurt" here the other day. I laughed for a solid hour. hahaha

 

[iamnobody]

" chill your tits" that's one I heard a while back